Headlines of Utter Weirdness

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  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    edited October 8
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    What a great headline that would be.
  • Indeed! And it has more-or-less happened (by mistake): https://tinyurl.com/mr3z2wpr

    Here's one that falls into the "strange but true" category: "You can fire pumpkins from a massive orange cannon at this Welsh attraction".
  • Is Outrage! O, Great Pumpkin, forgive them!
  • They say that they got the idea from seeing it in England ...
  • Is Even Greater Outrage!
    :scream:
  • HedgehogHedgehog Shipmate
    Forgive me, but native pride requires me to observe that Punkin Chunkin originated in my beloved Delaware. Until the legalities got in the way.
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited October 11
    No, not legalities (however sincere). They were visited by agents of The Great Pumpkin...
    :sunglasses:
  • Not a headline as such - but a photo from "Wales Online" of cows being herded along Neath station.They caused a lot of disruption as all trains had to stop. https://tinyurl.com/2s3pvkym
  • Nothing wrong with this headline on the BBC website: "Cyber attack contingency plans should be put on paper, firms told" - except I read it as "Cycle attack ..." which gave a slightly different slant on it!
  • For some reason that reminded me of a book entitled The Revenge of the Methodist Bicycle Company (a study of Sunday public transport in Toronto in the late 19th C). As I remember it, the title was the best part of the book.
  • Wonderful title!
  • From "Nation.Cymru": "Three Welsh pubs ranked among UK’s most viral roast dinner spots". No thanks, even though I've had my flu jab.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Doesn't sound very appetising, does it? :fearful:
  • Positively contagious!
  • I read it as 'Three Welsh pubs ranked among UK’s most viral roast dinner sprouts".

    Need new computer screen glasses, that's for sure!
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Surely help with the digestion, sprouts.
  • The gases produced by the consumption of Sprouts may well help spread whatever virus the roast dinners contain...

    Whoever comes up with these risible headlines surely does not have English as their first language. I expect they're some sort of AI, anyway, rather than humans, and I doubt if I'm the only person who regards the term 'artificial intelligence' as an oxymoron.
  • And here's me thinking that "oxymoron" described a somewhat dull bovine.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    [tangent]
    When I was growing up in Orkney in the 70s, "Oxy" referred to Occidental Oil, who operated the terminal at Flotta which made quite a large number of Orcadians considerably richer than the rest of us, as they were earning oil-rig salaries. I knew several people who gave up interesting, rewarding jobs like teaching to sit at the oil terminal watching dials and twiddling knobs, but for three times their previous salary.

    I suspect an "oxymoron" might have described someone who had the chance to work for them, but didn't ... :mrgreen:
    [/tangent]
  • From (where else?) today's Daily Mail. Weird because it is such a perfect non sequitur, “Afghan held over murder of dog walker came to the UK in a lorry”.
  • HedgehogHedgehog Shipmate
    Made all the more curious because my first reaction to the word "Afghan" was this. Of course it came in a lorry, along with a number of other dry goods.
  • Whereas, my first reaction was this, which outs a whole different spin on that headline
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Yes!
  • RockyRoger wrote: »
    From (where else?) today's Daily Mail. Weird because it is such a perfect non sequitur, “Afghan held over murder of dog walker came to the UK in a lorry”.

    A non sequitur indeed, but, alas! grist to the mill for the far right.

    A sad case, anyhow.
  • Whereas my thought would have been this.
  • HedgehogHedgehog Shipmate
    Not a headline, but a news article that made me blink. It is about a candy recall:
    The recall involves the following candy bars:

    Peanut Butter Crush Bars packaged in Zingerman’s Candy Manufactory yellow and purple 2 oz boxes labeled Peanut Butter Crush with Lot #174250.

    Cashew Cow Bars packaged in Zingerman’s Candy Manufactory light blue and yellow 2 oz. boxes labeled Cashew Cow with Lot #174250.
    The reason for the recall?
    The company reported the bars were distributed in packaging that does not reveal the presence of cashews and peanuts in the candy.
    Source.

    So the bars labeled "Peanut Butter Crush" and "Cashew Cow" failed to mention on the label that they contain peanuts and cashews?
  • You never know these days…
  • HedgehogHedgehog Shipmate
    Marsupial wrote: »
    You never know these days…
    "Next we have number four, 'crunchy frog'." . . .Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?"

    "Yes. A little one."

    ****

    "Well don't you even take the bones out?"

    "If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?"

  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    edited November 1
    From the "Ipswich Star": An immersive concert with thousands of candles is coming to the waterfront in Ipswich. Won't the water put out all the candles?
  • It will if they are immersed.
  • Saw this online, apparently from The Independent yesterday:

    'boy wanted for grandmother’s killing, fatally killed by police' .
    Stuck for a way to comment on this.
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited 2:32PM
    Well, two things spring to mind, to wit, are there any killings which are not fatal, and shouldn't they let the boy off, as it wasn't him wot dunnit?

    I see what they mean (I think) but they haven't expressed it very well...
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Well, two things spring to mind, to wit, are there any killings which are not fatal, and shouldn't they let the boy off, as it wasn't him wot dunnit?

    I see what they mean (I think) but they haven't expressed it very well...
    Blowed if I can see what that headline means. Is the boy now also dead, done in by the police? To me that is the most likely meaning of those words. Or has it turned out that the police killed his grandmother rather than that her grandson did?

    The one thing I assume it does not mean was that either of them was somehow unfatally killed, or even killed without the killing resulting in death.

  • Lamb ChoppedLamb Chopped Shipmate
    Well, given the season I suppose we should be glad it didn't result in undeath...
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited 6:08PM
    I took it to mean that a boy, who was wanted in connection with the death of his grandmother, somehow met his own death at the hands of the police (presumably by accident).
    :confused:

    It's the concept of unfatal killing that I find hard to comprehend...
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