From the WaPo, and an article entitled 'Investigation finds no evidence of ‘racist or offensive statements’ by Covington Catholic students during incident on Mall that went viral':
In a joint statement with the school, the diocese denounced the boys’s behavior the day after the march [...] (Italics mine)
The Invasion of the Extra Possessive S? - Now that's offensive!
Were the bologna sandwiches making a noise in the street, slamming car doors at night, or moaning loudly about how the other sandwiches didn't understand them?
From today's "Ipswich Star" - not really funny but seems bizarre: "Man stashed axe down his trousers before trying to bite policeman’s nose off, court told". The anatomical contortions are intriguing.
From today's "Ipswich Star" - not really funny but seems bizarre: "Man stashed axe down his trousers before trying to bite policeman’s nose off, court told". The anatomical contortions are intriguing.
The thought process of the man is also intriguing: "I'm going to assault this policeman. Now let me think. What should I use? Axe? Teeth? Axe? Teeth? I guess I'll go with teeth. Now, where to put the axe in the meantime? In my pocket? No, I need a little more room than that...."
And from the BBC news website (not a headline, to be fair): "Officers tried to stop a BMW in Vaughan Way, Leicester, on Friday evening but it later collided with a fence and entered the Grand Union Canal". One wonders who was driving the fence and how fast it was going? (No-one was seriously hurt).
It entered the Grand Union Canal? Like, on a slipway? Or it possibly just smack-bang fell into it! 'Entered' seems rather grandiose... that, or the Police have suddenly discovered a sense of irony for their statements.
The UK needs to brace itself too: "UK clinches deal to boost offshore wind" according to the BBC website. The full report is even more alarming as it begins "Climate change: Government deal to boost offshore wind". If you can't control Parliament, take control of the weather?
I saw that and had to read the story! I saw that the goat was 25 miles from home, so the tram stop makes sense, you wouldn’t want to walk all that way, would you?
A headline on the BBC news page: "Fencing 'demonises homeless people'". I couldn't quite see why fencing was any more harmful than football, rugby or boxing ... but actually the article concerns a debate about metal fencing which has been placed under a bridge to deter homeless people sleeping there.
A headline on the BBC news page: "Fencing 'demonises homeless people'". I couldn't quite see why fencing was any more harmful than football, rugby or boxing ... but actually the article concerns a debate about metal fencing which has been placed under a bridge to deter homeless people sleeping there.
A headline on the BBC news page: "Fencing 'demonises homeless people'". I couldn't quite see why fencing was any more harmful than football, rugby or boxing ... but actually the article concerns a debate about metal fencing which has been placed under a bridge to deter homeless people sleeping there.
This is sort of a cheat since I found it on a humor website, but they posted this headline from the Baltimore Sun: “Cows lose their jobs as milk prices drop”
Also: On BBC News, where I thought I read 'Will Clooney's Brunel boycott really work?', wondering, why would he want to boycott Isambert Kingdom Brunel?
Also: On BBC News, where I thought I read 'Will Clooney's Brunel boycott really work?', wondering, why would he want to boycott Isambert Kingdom Brunel?
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The Invasion of the Extra Possessive S? - Now that's offensive!
Is there another kind of bologna sandwich?
My heroes were military uniforms
Sweetie, don't bore Miss Amanda with your fetishes, and she won't bore you with hers.
Yes
Free-range, grass-fed baloney
From WAMU, the NPR station in our capitol.
Hey, I bet men in D.C. have even fewer.
The Next Several Months Will Be Nonstop. Brace Yourself.
I like to have a weeks break between months. Having them nonstop would be hard going.
To tell the truth, I'm pretty much accustomed to it.
was followed immediately by:
The mind boggles.
Here is a rather satisfying headline from Reuters, unusually in more than one way - rhyme and content:
MMM
Very pleasing, too!
I am railing against that headline.
‘Scottish Slimmers put into liquidation’ – oh dear it seems a bit of a drastic way to lose weight
Well, it's sh*t, Sherlock!
... so he's got quite a few months to go then!
Then I saw it actually says, Brunei...!
I read it the same way! Blame the typeface ...
Of course Trump's brain is a tiny place but it's in the news all the time.
ROTFLMAO! I really miss the "killing me" smiley.