Today I Consign To Hell -the All Saints version

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  • The weather - it's tipping it down, has been on and off all morning, the antibiotics for an inner ear infection are kicking in, I'm not volunteering today, and I am most of next week, so I'd like to be able to do something entertaining, but it's too wet and miserable.
  • My back.

    I have survived almost 70 years without it giving me the least problem, but yesterday it suddenly began to hurt all across from hipbone to hipbone for no apparent reason.

    It wouldn't be so important, but at lunchtime our very first real-life guest for a long time arrives for a week (the lady with whom we have been having Zoom dinners) so I really, really don't want to be a wet blanket :rage:
  • Sorry to hear that, @The Intrepid Mrs S. Could it be a consequence of prolonged bending at a certain angle while vacuuming and making up beds? That's what makes my back hurt across there. A hot bath and repeated gentle leaning backwards at waist level might help.
  • And pain relief plus a good stiff drink or two; yes , seriously
  • Not if they’re both things that go through the liver!!!
  • I’ve had pain across my hips for years and I assume mine is arthritis as I have a genetic condition which causes early onset arthritis.
  • @The Intrepid Mrs S - I know we're not supposed to give medical advice, and IANAD, but it might be worth consulting an osteopath.
  • Not if they’re both things that go through the liver!!!

    Why not? The liver’s function is to metabolise drugs and alcohol among other things….

  • Because you overload the poor thing. Seriously, go and google it. Try "acetaminophen/paracetamol and alcohol."

    My Dad died of liver failure. It was not at all a pretty way to go.
  • LC,with due respect you aren’t telling me anything I didn’t learn at med school back in the 1970s. I have hardly suggested a paracetamol/ alcohol overdose and am sure that Mrs S and anyone else reading this understands this perfectly and does not interpret my suggestion as medical advice.

  • CameronCameron Shipmate
    edited August 2021
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  • @The Intrepid Mrs S - I know we're not supposed to give medical advice, and IANAD, but it might be worth consulting an osteopath.

    ...and it might not. Their knowledge and skills are varied. If you really must go to one, make sure you have good recommendations from people you trust. (Biased from one bad experience). The one thing that worked for me was swimming, but I'm well aware that it doesn't work for everyone.
  • I accept the caveat - I was first referred to an osteopath by my GP, and when I subsequently needed treatment for another issue, I went straight to the practice I'd been to before, having found them satisfactory.
  • Thank you all - osteopaths have saved Mr S's sanity (and some business trips, when he was working!) but mine is clearing gradually, with the assistance of moderate pain relief and GIN.

    ION the visit is going swimmingly, even if I haven't been in the pool!
  • Penny SPenny S Shipmate
    Bent coppers. See prayer thread.
  • Vomiting bugs. Dragonlet 3 brought one home from nursery at the weekend. She has subsequently given it to the rest of us over the last few days.
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Thank you all - osteopaths have saved Mr S's sanity (and some business trips, when he was working!) but mine is clearing gradually [...] [Italics mine]
    Losing your sanity, is it? Sadness! :(

  • TICTH whoever at the specialty pharmacy that handles my chemo drugs who had them send my next shipment to me personally instead of my doctor. This isn't supposed to happen! I had to cancel plans I had for today to be here waiting, I need to arrange some way to get them to the doctors, this is just insane!
  • TICTH the open air / drive by preacher who rocked up in our village…..
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    edited August 2021
    Ethne Alba wrote: »
    TICTH the open air / drive by preacher who rocked up in our village…..

    Oh dear. Black floppy bible and homophobia?
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited August 2021
    🤢🤮

    Whatever has EthneAlbaTown done to deserve such a fate?

    (KJV Bible, of course...)
  • Have no idea what happened.
    Just a disembodied voice.

    Was about to go offer cakes and tea / coffee or have a chat but….. they went!


    Also CTH that horrible grass that gets in the borders, twitch my granny called it.
  • Ethne Alba wrote: »
    Have no idea what happened.
    Just a disembodied voice.

    Was about to go offer cakes and tea / coffee or have a chat but….. they went!

    How very odd. Whatever did the owner of the voice think he was going to achieve?
    :confused:

  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    Ethne Alba wrote: »

    Also CTH that horrible grass that gets in the borders, twitch my granny called it.

    I'm totally with you there. It was, inadvertently I'm sure, brought out to NZ by early settlers here and is a constant problem. I have seen a photo of a root of twitch growing through a potato. If you leave the slightest bit behind when you're weeding it sprouts into a full grown plant very quickly.
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited August 2021
    TICTH the force of gravity, which caused my walking-stick (badly placed, I admit) to fall over the side of the Ark, and into the mud of the river-bed.
    :grimace:

    Of course, there was no-one within sight to whom I could appeal for succour, so I had to go ashore, climb down onto the mud, aided by a strategically placed ladder, and retrieve the muddy walking-stick with my picky-up-thingy. My legs did not enjoy the effort at all at all, and some sweary words were indulged in, for which I hope I may be forgiven.

    I am sorry to say that BEER had to be drunk to help me recover from the ordeal.
  • At least you aren't moored above the Challenger Deep. Your picky-up-thingy might not have quite reached to the bottom there.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Poor BF - BEER was most certainly necessary!
  • It went down well (the BEER, that is...).
    :wink:
  • Mr S's lifetime ambition is to invent switchable gravity, but I think that might be harder than my list of proposed inventions...

    1) a sink with a 'sweet spot' so that when you aim the tap at that point it swooshes the entire sink clean;

    2) toothpaste with white bits in which are adsorbed on to the (darkening) enamel of some people's teeth (i.e. mine!)

    3) something else which I keep forgetting, probably some type of aide-memoire (!)
  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    Would switchable gravity assist at those times when the Doctor asks you to hop on the scales? --- Asking for a friend. :wink:
  • Problem though is that the scales would be on the ceiling.
  • DafydDafyd Hell Host
    edited August 2021
    a sink with a 'sweet spot' so that when you aim the tap at that point it swooshes the entire sink clean;
    I don't suppose you could invent the sink so that it is large enough to fit the grill pan in when you want to wash the thing up? Or, failing that, so it has a neck where you can hold the grill pan level to put soapy water in it?
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Or some sort of Alice in Wonderland-like arrangement whereby the grill pan shrinks to fit in the dishwasher?
  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    edited August 2021
    Hmm, that wouldn't work for us - we don't have a dishwasher! So I'm with Dafyd on this,
  • Dafyd wrote: »
    a sink with a 'sweet spot' so that when you aim the tap at that point it swooshes the entire sink clean;
    I don't suppose you could invent the sink so that it is large enough to fit the grill pan in when you want to wash the thing up? Or, failing that, so it has a neck where you can hold the grill pan level to put soapy water in it?

    My sink is narrow enough to allow the grill pan to rest (just) on the edges, so that water can be gently run into the pan whilst it is balancing...

    Some care is needed to then remove the pan, without spilling the water, in order to add Wosh Ing Up Likwid. It is then left to soak clean for a while, before spilling the contents onto the floor tipping the contents into the sink.
    Huia wrote: »
    Would switchable gravity assist at those times when the Doctor asks you to hop on the scales? --- Asking for a friend. :wink:
    Problem though is that the scales would be on the ceiling.

    In New Zealand, aren't they on the ceiling already?
    :confused:

    I'll see meself out.
  • We have a butler sink and a small grill pan, so that's that all sorted - you just have to clean the sink afterwards!

    And yes, I could also CTH my scales - especially as I'm due a medication check any time now!
  • Penny SPenny S Shipmate
    Whoever it was decided not to show all the walk in vaccine places on the same page of the same web site, so I have been thinking we have to go to a new place, when the original one is still active.
  • My washing machine (previous pages passim, to misquote Private Eye) was finally fixed 2 days ago. We had a 7:30 call, and it took about 2 hours to get a fully functioning machine. However I would like to CTH the engineer who fitted the replacement PCB. If they had done their job properly I wouldn't have spent 6 weeks only able to use the express cycle. :rage: Turns out he had wired it up wrong so the water valves were only working for the main wash powder section of the drawer, and not the prewash or conditioner slots!
  • Flea beetles and earwigs, I am getting quite militant here….
  • I concur. I don’t know what it was that was swarming at the top of the local Big Hill this afternoon, but they certainly didn't encourage us to stop and enjoy the view. They were fairly small and black and the air was truly speckled with them. Made it almost pleasant to get down to the normal hordes of flies in the woods further down the slope.
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host
    Flying ants? They were very evident in Galloway two or three days ago.
  • Could have been. The path was also crawling with earth bound ants. Nasty whatever they were.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    I think the wasps have a back door, as I disposed of another five corpses.

  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    Flying ants don't seem to have made it here, for which I am very thankful.

    Fleas definitely have. 🙀🐈
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host
    Basic information about flying ants.
  • That’s the beasties.
  • August here has been a bit short on hot'n'humid, so that explains why there hasn't been the usual exodus of flying ants, but we have hordes of wingless ones all over the garden, and particularly in the plant pots this year.
    The little beggars have used up all the organic matter in the pots, leaving the plants sitting in what is virtually pure sand. I'm having to water one invaded tub of tomato plants on a daily basis, as the water just runs straight out of the bottom of the pots, along with more of the remaining 'soil'.
    In the flower beds they build up hillocks of fine soil over plants that are directly in the ground and smother them.

    GQT panellists will keep telling us that ants do no harm to plants, but I beg to differ.
  • Be nice to Ants. One day you may hope they will be nice to you...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_of_the_Ants
  • I vividly remember sitting in a very dull prayer meeting in a West African church one evening during the rainy season. The electricity was off so we were lit by paraffin lamps, there was no fan and the heat and humidity were stifling.

    I confess that watching the ants on the floor mating and then losing their wings was what kept me awake!
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    [...] I confess that watching the ants on the floor mating and then losing their wings was what kept me awake!

    I hope they weren't too loud in their passionate embrace!
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