Today I Consign To Hell -the All Saints version

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  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    Huia wrote: »
    I hope the idiots can sort out your medication Lamb Chopped, sounds like you are deemed guilty until proven innocent,

    Well put. Lamb Chopped - best wishes from us and prayers that all these nasty complications get sorted out quickly.
  • Just so. The hassle in itself is hardly conducive to good health...
  • ArethosemyfeetArethosemyfeet Shipmate, Heaven Host
    It could always move to Glastonbury seems to manage with virtually no infrastructure at all!

    That would be Glastonbury that is a handful of miles from the M5.
  • Just so. The hassle in itself is hardly conducive to good health...

    This is just it. I have a dark suspicion that the recent, uh, in-efficacy of my medication is directly due to the stress of being suspected of Nameless Crimes™. That is, I hurt more because I know i'm not trusted.
  • I stopped seeing my GP about my mental health after he kept accusing me of not taking my medication because my blood levels were too low. His accusations about me not taking my medication were, consequently, the direct cause of me stopping taking my medication for good.
  • I'm a bit freaked out. They've cancelled my appt with the PA and have moved me instead to a direct appt with the doctor a week later--which could be anything from very very good (reassurance and a plan going forward) to very very bad (being dismissed the practice, with attendant problems finding another place that will take me.) Hoping for the first.
  • @Lamb Chopped The prayer mat is down.
  • thank you!
  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    @Lamb Chopped - praying for the very very good outcome.
  • MooMoo Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    ((Lamb Chopped))
  • DooneDoone Shipmate
    🕯
  • All very confusing for some, as Castlecary is just a few miles west of the Piglet residence (and the site of a couple of well-known railway accidents).
  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    edited June 2022
    More than one? I only know the one of 1937. There was another bad crash at Polmont in 1984 when a train ran into some escaped cows.
  • More than one? I only know the one of 1937. There was another bad crash at Polmont in 1984 when a train ran into some escaped cows.

    The second was in 1968, see https://www.railwaysarchive.co.uk/eventsummary.php?eventID=425. (I would have remembered it, but I was in Norway at the time, exploring the country on local trains, buses and ferries).
  • Ah, didn't know about that one - nasty!
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    TICTH First Buses (again). Waiting an hour for a bus that's supposed to go every half an hour is not acceptable.
  • What a pain. WINE will help restore the Porcine Equilibrium...
    :grimace:

    Are your local trains still affected by Strikes?
  • North East QuineNorth East Quine Purgatory Host
    TICT Heck* the black cat, name unknown, which has been coming into our garden and distressing our lovely Elizabeth.

    Ten days ago, Elizabeth had her ear bitten by said cat, resulting in four check ups at the vets, three anti-biotic injections, two cones and one large vet's bill.

    Elizabeth is not a happy girl. Her toileting can become ... erratic ... when she's upset but she seemed ok today. The previous check up had involved me having to shower and bung all my clothes in the washing machine as soon as I got home.

    Today I got home from the vet, with my clothes still clean and dry, after the final check up. Went to make myself a hot drink and realised our power was out. Flipped the RCD back up, but it tripped a second time. When it tripped for a third time, I called out an emergency electrician.

    He arrived within an hour (!) Yay! He then spent over an hour going carefully round the house, garage and shed, testing appliances, without finding the problem. He then reached my study and observed that the multi-socket my computer, monitor and printer are plugged into was wet....

    The burning question now is - which of today's bills will be the higher? Vet or electrician?

    *I can't really condemn a cat to Hell.
  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    TICT Heck* the black cat, name unknown, which has been coming into our garden and distressing our lovely Elizabeth.

    *I can't really condemn a cat to Hell.

    Cats being Satans Own Creatures, it is no condemnation to wish them in Hell. It's where they'd rather be.
  • SojournerSojourner Shipmate
    Would Elizabeth be safer indoors given her age and anxiety?
  • North East QuineNorth East Quine Purgatory Host
    She's mostly an indoor cat, and is only out in our garden when one of us is out, too, hanging out washing etc. In an average day she's only outside for 20 to 30 minutes, with a person close enough to intervene if there's a problem.

    She does like going out, though.

    The black cat has been sitting on our window sills, looking in, so most of the distress caused by the black cat coming into our garden happens when Elizabeth is safely inside, but can see it outside. The bite was the first time they had met outside.

    We've been through this before, with a cat we called Big Ginger, who also upset her by looking in through our windows. His owners moved house, to our great relief. But we seem to be back to Square One with the new black cat.
  • HeavenlyannieHeavenlyannie Shipmate
    edited July 2022
    What are you doing to make clear to the black cat that it is unwanted in your garden? I assume you are shooing it off? A lawn sprinkler? Could you put anything on the outer sills to deter it? It is clearly a bold and intimidating cat.
    One deterrent for cats and foxes is lion poo around the borders (available from garden centres) but I've no idea if it works! I'd be worried about scaring your cat if near the house, though.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Gee D wrote: »
    TICT Heck* the black cat, name unknown, which has been coming into our garden and distressing our lovely Elizabeth.

    *I can't really condemn a cat to Hell.

    Cats being Satans Own Creatures, it is no condemnation to wish them in Hell. It's where they'd rather be.

    Cats owe allegiance to none - mortal, angel, demon, God or Devil - except themselves.
  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Gee D wrote: »
    TICT Heck* the black cat, name unknown, which has been coming into our garden and distressing our lovely Elizabeth.

    *I can't really condemn a cat to Hell.

    Cats being Satans Own Creatures, it is no condemnation to wish them in Hell. It's where they'd rather be.

    Cats owe allegiance to none - mortal, angel, demon, God or Devil - except themselves.

    I stick with what I said - it's the only reasonable explanation for feline behaviour.
  • ICTH the builder who was due to meet me next door at 6.30am to look at the work required prior to making a quote. There was I - showered, dressed and ready - waiting at the church in the drizzle and the *%$# didn't appear.
  • North East QuineNorth East Quine Purgatory Host
    What are you doing to make clear to the black cat that it is unwanted in your garden? I assume you are shooing it off? A lawn sprinkler? Could you put anything on the outer sills to deter it? It is clearly a bold and intimidating cat.
    One deterrent for cats and foxes is lion poo around the borders (available from garden centres) but I've no idea if it works! I'd be worried about scaring your cat if near the house, though.

    We have plastic spiky strips for the windowsills (bought when the previous Big Ginger was a problem.) When I see it in the garden I either open a window and shout at it, or throw ping pong balls at it. I'm going to upgrade to keeping a water pistol by the door.

    Elizabeth is very reactive, scratching at the window, yowling etc, so I suspect other cats are drawn to this curious sight.

    She's indifferent to dogs. We can have a friend's dog in the house and she is unbothered, but if she spots another cat, even across the road, she reacts.

    Our garden isn't big enough to have anything round the edges. No part of our garden is more than 17 ft from the house.

  • I kept a jug of cold water by the door for when a hostile cat came prowling. I scored direct hits twice and solved the problem.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    edited July 2022
    My dad used to have a pellet gun that he used for scaring off unwanted felines. :naughty:
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Piglet wrote: »
    My dad used to have a pellet gun that he used for scaring off unwanted felines. :naughty:

    Shoot at my cat and you'll need a proctologist to recover the gun.
  • A what?
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    https://mainehealth.org/Services/Gastroenterology/Proctology

    It's a shit job but someone has to do it.
  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    You, too, may need to consult a proctologist as you get older.
  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    I have thrown water in the general direction of obnoxious cats, just so it splashes them, but only in summer.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Gee D wrote: »
    You, too, may need to consult a proctologist as you get older.

    There are indeed piles of possible reasons why that might be so.
  • SojournerSojourner Shipmate
    *groan*

    More to proctology than piles, old son
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Sojourner wrote: »
    *groan*

    More to proctology than piles, old son

    But not that easily fit into a pun.
  • SojournerSojourner Shipmate
    An inferior form of humour alas
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Sojourner wrote: »
    An inferior form of humour alas

    It passes the time
  • SojournerSojourner Shipmate
    Ah, the excuse of the chronically under-occupied 🙄
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    edited July 2022
    Sojourner wrote: »
    Ah, the excuse of the chronically under-occupied 🙄

    Are personal attacks part of All Saints now? You could, you know, shut up about your estimation of my sense of humour and whether I'm adequately filling my time, what with my never having asked your opinion and it being none of your damned business.
  • SarasaSarasa All Saints Host
    Hostly hat on
    @Sojourner and @KarlLB, if you want to argue this one out take it to Hell please.
    Gentle reminder to everyone this is All Saints and us hosts like a quiet life and gentle chat.
    Hostly hat off
  • Back to Cats, then, and TICT a gentle Purgatory the two Cats who sit near the Ark, yowling and ululating at each other at about 3am...

    It's quite eerie, and sounds very much like speech in a language (Feline?) not understood by Humming Beans.

    Cat People will probably be able to tell me what this eldritch behaviour means, I guess.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Back to Cats, then, and TICT a gentle Purgatory the two Cats who sit near the Ark, yowling and ululating at each other at about 3am...

    It's quite eerie, and sounds very much like speech in a language (Feline?) not understood by Humming Beans.

    Cat People will probably be able to tell me what this eldritch behaviour means, I guess.

    Yep. It means that both cats are trying to reconcile their observation of the existence of another cat while simultaneously maintaining the belief that they, The Cat, are the only creature of significance in the cosmos.
  • ArethosemyfeetArethosemyfeet Shipmate, Heaven Host
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Back to Cats, then, and TICT a gentle Purgatory the two Cats who sit near the Ark, yowling and ululating at each other at about 3am...

    It's quite eerie, and sounds very much like speech in a language (Feline?) not understood by Humming Beans.

    Cat People will probably be able to tell me what this eldritch behaviour means, I guess.

    Yep. It means that both cats are trying to reconcile their observation of the existence of another cat while simultaneously maintaining the belief that they, The Cat, are the only creature of significance in the cosmos.

    Surely it's no different from putting all the people who believe they're the second coming of Jesus in a room together? They all believe the others are fake.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Back to Cats, then, and TICT a gentle Purgatory the two Cats who sit near the Ark, yowling and ululating at each other at about 3am...

    It's quite eerie, and sounds very much like speech in a language (Feline?) not understood by Humming Beans.

    Cat People will probably be able to tell me what this eldritch behaviour means, I guess.

    Yep. It means that both cats are trying to reconcile their observation of the existence of another cat while simultaneously maintaining the belief that they, The Cat, are the only creature of significance in the cosmos.

    Surely it's no different from putting all the people who believe they're the second coming of Jesus in a room together? They all believe the others are fake.

    It's similar. But to cats there's the additional question of whether the other cats are real at all.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    The ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats have never forgotten this. :smiley:
  • KarlLB wrote: »
    Back to Cats, then, and TICT a gentle Purgatory the two Cats who sit near the Ark, yowling and ululating at each other at about 3am...

    It's quite eerie, and sounds very much like speech in a language (Feline?) not understood by Humming Beans.

    Cat People will probably be able to tell me what this eldritch behaviour means, I guess.

    Yep. It means that both cats are trying to reconcile their observation of the existence of another cat while simultaneously maintaining the belief that they, The Cat, are the only creature of significance in the cosmos.

    Thanks! I understand, but I wish they would conduct their conversation near the windows of their respective Staffs, and not mine.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Back to Cats, then, and TICT a gentle Purgatory the two Cats who sit near the Ark, yowling and ululating at each other at about 3am...

    It's quite eerie, and sounds very much like speech in a language (Feline?) not understood by Humming Beans.

    Cat People will probably be able to tell me what this eldritch behaviour means, I guess.

    Yep. It means that both cats are trying to reconcile their observation of the existence of another cat while simultaneously maintaining the belief that they, The Cat, are the only creature of significance in the cosmos.

    Thanks! I understand, but I wish they would conduct their conversation near the windows of their respective Staffs, and not mine.

    The conversation isn't with Staff, who generally don't concern themselves with cat politics as we can't understand them being mere humans. You must be on the disputed territorial boundary. The solution is to get a cat of your own as you will then be in the uncontested centre of a territory and then only have the occasional headless shrew or set of sparrow innards to deal with.
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