There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of in your philosophy.
I've never dreamed of philosophy.
I mostly dream of the blood of the innocents.
My friend is having a lovely shindig for her 50th.
What would you think if I sang out of tune?
I'm sure you won't be too off-key.
But if you are, make sure you stand as far away from me as possible - I don't want people thinking it's me.
Most of my preferred holiday destinations are not known for their heat.
I’ve just emptied the washing machine.
Took a while, because I had two weeks' worth in there.
Remind me next time I imitate Lady Gaga's meat dress style that it doesn't wash well.
I think he's a little disappointed, but he'll be fine.
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I'm getting in the mood
I'm getting in the mood
But maybe enough with the Benny Hill theme, loverboy?
A thorough grounding in Shakespeare is essential for any child's education.
Although more modern works should also be looked at.
There are more things in heaven and earth that are dreamed of in your philosophy
I've never dreamed of philosophy.
I've never dreamed of philosophy.
I mostly dream of the blood of the innocents.
My friend is having a lovely shindig for her 50th.
Rumour has it, an old flame from high school is dropping by!
Rumour has it, an old flame from high school is dropping by!
Is that Andy the Arsonist? I hope he isn't tempted to break his parole.
April is the cruellest month.
That's why I keep the Dog far hence.
That's why I keep the Dog far hence.
These fragments I have shored against my ruins.
New one:
I like to start the morning with a run.
That's a great idea. Could I join you?
That's a great idea. Could I join you?
The toilet only seats one.
New one:
The first snowdrops are out.
It’s encouraging to see something break through the soil.
It’s encouraging to see something break through the soil.
Like on the Last Judgment Day?
I slept like a baby last night.
It’s encouraging to see something break through the soil.
Just not a human hand.
Next:
I'm knitting myself a grey cardigan.
Lost in the land of Winken, Blinken, and Nod.
Lost in the land of Winken, Blinken, and Nod.
That blinking baby didn't let me get a wink of sleep!
I'm dreaming of a sunshine holiday!
And the chance to show yourself off in your cozzy?
And the chance to show yourself off in your cozzy?
What cozzy?!?
Be sure to look me up if ever you are in this neck of the woods.
Thank you, I’ll maybe pop by next week.
Thank you, I’ll maybe pop by next week.
I'll be here shooting baby deer anyway, so it'll be an easy jaunt.
What would you think if I sang out of tune?
I'm sure you won't be too off-key.
I'm sure you won't be too off-key.
But if you are, make sure you stand as far away from me as possible - I don't want people thinking it's me.
Most of my preferred holiday destinations are not known for their heat.
But this year, I'm thinking I might change that and head to Mexico.
But this year, I'm thinking I might change that and head to Mexico.
It will take the FBI a long time to find me there.
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I really like your new shirt.
It co-ordinates so well with your hair.
I really like your new shirt.
It co-ordinates so well with your hair.
I have the best-looking scarecrow in the county.
Next:
Pleasant morning, isn't it?
I'm loving how many songbirds are out today.
I'm loving how many songbirds are out today.
Much more of a challenge to shoot than grouse.
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I’ve noticed that meat is getting expensive these days.
Not that it matters to me much, as I'm a vegetarian.
Not that it matters to me much, as I'm a vegetarian.
I love vegetarians, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
Spring is just around the corner.
I can feel it in the air.
All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon when we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
It's about time I had a beer.
After all, it's five o'clock somewhere!
After all, it's five o'clock somewhere!
Utah, for example.
I just know Grandma and Grandpa are happy together up in Heaven.
Along with Aunts Millie and Molly.
Along with Aunts Millie and Molly.
I can't understand why the court didn't accept my claim that that justified my sending them there.
We'll meet again; don't know where; don't know when.
Fortunately, this is just a movie.
Fortunately, this is just a movie.
In real life, you’ll never find me or your money again.
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Hey, I love your new hat!
It goes so well with your coat.
But you really ought to wear some other clothes as well - out in public.
New one:
I’ve just emptied the washing machine.
Took a while, because I had two weeks' worth in there.
Took a while, because I had two weeks' worth in there.
Remind me next time I imitate Lady Gaga's meat dress style that it doesn't wash well.
I think he's a little disappointed, but he'll be fine.
He knows we're all only human.
He knows we're all only human
But I think it'll be some time before Cthulhu joins another dating website.
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I've put out a new bar of soap.
Peach-scented, for a glorious aromatic ambience.