It's a cracker!

in Heaven
Many of us will have pulled crackers today (or in recent weeks at various Christmas meals). Here's your chance to share the "joke" you got.
I realise this could be a cross over with the bad jokes thread, but hopefully as a dedicated short term thread specifically for what's on bits of paper in a Christmas cracker it can stand alone.
To start:
What's the most popular Christmas wine?
"I don't like sprouts"
I realise this could be a cross over with the bad jokes thread, but hopefully as a dedicated short term thread specifically for what's on bits of paper in a Christmas cracker it can stand alone.
To start:
What's the most popular Christmas wine?
"I don't like sprouts"
Comments
What do you call a cat in the desert?
[tangent] This was the first time my son had encountered the engine of festive mirth which is the Christmas cracker. He thought they were awesome. Also I insist that the silly hats must be worn, at least temporarily, in honour of my Grandad, who always wore his. [/tangent]
Owlgebra.
Gadzooks. If it's at the point where you have to include the punned word in both the question and the answer, you need to find another calling in life besides writing christmas-cracker jokes.
Meanwhile, I had a shoe horn in my cracker, and both wife and daughter got very small tape dispensers.
Santa walking backwards.
Why was the fish embarassed?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
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The Salvation Navy
In the movie Goldfinger, written by a Brit and a Yank, Bond observes that the villain's name "sounds like a French nail varnish".
Mind you, he's talking to an American when he says that.
(The gin-rummy scene, available on YouTube.)
As someone with a great deal of Sally Atmy heritage in my family... that is hilarious!