Eurovision 2025

Gill HGill H Shipmate
Nobody's started a thread yet so I thought I would.

As is traditional, I'll do a review in my own slightly snarky manner, and everyone else is welcome to contribute your thoughts.

Semi-final 1 was on Tuesday. There was a lot of stuff about Switzerland being the birthplace of Eurovision 69 years ago. Basel is the host city and has probably never had this much attention before. (I've stayed there several times, it's a lovely city and I'm already location-spotting when I watch the programme!)

The programme featured lots of lurid colour, overly dramatic dancing, some very stilted attempts to be funny from the hosts (to be fair, not easy to do the whole thing in another language). The usual noises about diversity, although the artists are only allowed to display the flags of their country, not anything else. This despite last year's winner, Nemo, going on stage with the non-binary flag when they won. It will be interesting to see whether any act attempts to colour-code their clothing, as Ireland's entry did last year.

The highlight of the interval was the now traditional comedy number making fun of things invented in Switzerland. While it didn't reach the self-referential heights of Sweden's hilarious 'Love Love Peace Peace' from a few years ago, it was good to see the Swiss can take the ... er, mickey out of themselves too.

I won't comment yet on the songs which qualified - I'll leave that for the final on Saturday. So my thoughts on the five non-qualifiers are:

Slovenia: a heartfelt Coldplay-style ballad by a man paying tribute to his wife who had gone through cancer treatment. Musically rather dull and lyrics very clunky, but there was no doubting his sincerity. The simplicity of the staging was completely spoiled by him being suspended upside-down for no obvious reason during the latter half of the song. At least he was the right way up by the time his wife made a 'surprise' appearance.

Belgium: Red Sebastian lived up to his name - RED presumably standing for Rubberised and Extremely Dismal. This song was what I believe the young folks call a 'banger' but his vocals were painfully weak.

Azerbaijan: he's going for Justin Timberlake vibes but his pitchy vocals actually reminded me of comedian Joe Pasquale. And just like Joe, he's got a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves...

Croatia: angry goth-looking guy singing about baking a 'Poison Cake'. The chorus of 'tasty, tasty, yum yum, tasty' drew comparisons from our commentators with the old Bran Flakes advert. Underpowered vocals and a disappointing lack of energy. Think he needs to change to a healthier diet.

Cyprus: a young chap with his mates on some scaffolding, now there's an accident waiting to happen. Sadly, he fell victim to the same problem our entry did last year - too much rushing around, robbing his vocals of breath and pitch. Stand still and let your dancers do all the Cirque de Construction stuff next time, please.

And that's it for Semi-Final 1. I'll be back after tonight's second slice of roesti.



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  • Thanks for the overview, I’ve not had a chance to watch the first semi- final and hope to catch up later this evening.
  • I've rashly decided to host a Eurovision 'party' with a few friends....any tips on how to make this an enjoyable fun and successful evening?
  • Some kind of scorecard? Paddles to vote up and down?
  • Just listened to part 1 - why is Sweden favourite to win?!
    I think Netherlands has a chance, despite being a more trad ballad. Nothing else particularly jumps out at me.

    Need to listen to part 2 later.
  • I thought Ireland’s was catchy and fun but the public obviously disagreed.
    Luxembourg’s was also catchy. Mr Heavenly liked Germany’s entry but he likes EDM and I’m not sure Eurovision is ready for that yet.
    Finland’s act reminded me of Diana Dors in the Two Ronnies sketch of The Worm that Turned. I think she might win.
  • Gill HGill H Shipmate
    My review of semi-final 2:

    Well, they kept all the best voices for this one, certainly. And some of the most bonkers outfits too. Not least one of our hosts, who seems to be cosplaying Seven of Nine in an outfit made entirely from plastic CD sleeves. Fortunately it survives her brave attempt at crowsurfing later on, but I'll bet some of the audience suffered minor injuries from it.

    As before, I'll only comment on the non-qualifiers at this point. So we have:

    Australia: This number is classic Eurovision, with a fun disco feel and lyrics you can snigger along to. However, where the video made great use of a crowded ice-cream van, the staging here is a bit underwhelming and the performers' antics get a bit lost. Going first won't have helped either. A real shame that Saturday's audience won't get a taste of the Milkshake Man.

    Czechia: a guy in a white outfit with a glittery black jacket, attempting to sing the next Bond theme. His voice isn't strong enough unfortunately, and the unexpected rhythm change seems to throw him as well as us.

    Georgia: one of several women in big dresses with big voices tonight. Again, this wants to be a Bond theme but doesn't quite make it. I'm not sure why the Mongolian warriors are dancing frantically around her. Even the costume change into a glittery red outfit can't quite sell this one to me.

    Ireland: an odd one, this. She's from Norway and she's singing a dementedly poppy number dedicated to Russian space-dog Laika, who she hopes is still out there having fun 'Laika party in the sky'. Um, no, sweetie, Laika went to live on a farm. In space. A really nice space farm. I don't know what's more annoying here, the dreadful pun, her voice or the fact that I am still singing this earworm of a chorus.

    Montenegro: another dramatic ballad with a woman with a big voice. And yes, she's in a big dress too. This one kind of looks like a giant fried egg. Fortunately she manages to struggle free of it at some point.

    Serbia: picture Thor in a dramatic red outfit. OK, when you've finished picturing Thor, let's get back to the song. This is a classic ballad and he has a great voice. As with several of tonight's entries, the dancers are overdoing it and frankly didn't need to bother turning up. They seem to be aware of this and at one point they actually attempt to drag him off the stage, but even lying down he keeps belting out the number. Unfortunately the voters didn't deem him worthy of qualifying.

    And that's it - time to stock up on drinks and snacks for the final.
  • RockyRogerRockyRoger Shipmate
    "Ireland: an odd one, this. She's from Norway and she's singing a dementedly poppy number dedicated to Russian space-dog Laika, who she hopes is still out there having fun 'Laika party in the sky'". Hmmm ..... echoes of Father Ted and Dougal's 'My lovely Horse'!

    I do hope it wins.


  • The UK entry is awful, like a parody of Disney princesses doing a broadway show. I believe a couple of the singers are from musical stage shows.
  • Gill HGill H Shipmate
    RockyRoger wrote: »
    "Ireland: an odd one, this. She's from Norway and she's singing a dementedly poppy number dedicated to Russian space-dog Laika, who she hopes is still out there having fun 'Laika party in the sky'". Hmmm ..... echoes of Father Ted and Dougal's 'My lovely Horse'!

    I do hope it wins.

    Sadly (?) it didn’t qualify for the final.
  • Gill HGill H Shipmate
    The UK entry is awful, like a parody of Disney princesses doing a broadway show. I believe a couple of the singers are from musical stage shows.

    All three are regular West End performers. I love it. A dizzily hungover tribute to the joys of a night on the bevvies. What could be more British?
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    edited May 17
    Gill H wrote: »
    The UK entry is awful, like a parody of Disney princesses doing a broadway show. I believe a couple of the singers are from musical stage shows.

    All three are regular West End performers. I love it. A dizzily hungover tribute to the joys of a night on the bevvies. What could be more British?

    I sit somewhere in between. It's not as bad as most Eurodross (I mostly watch to bask in incredulity that so much awful music can come together in one place) but it's not exactly something I'd want to listen to again.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Right…here we go!
  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    I had to turn it off - can't stand the light show. Hurts my brain. 😥
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Boogie wrote: »
    I had to turn it off - can't stand the light show. Hurts my brain. 😥
    Imagine what it’s like if you’re actually there!
  • Norway’s promising, some bits sound like Bastille.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Ooh a blast from the past…sort of. Remember our father buying the original Poupee de Cire.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Keeps cutting out. Anybody else having problems?
  • My top 3 prediction is Finland, Norway and Luxembourg (but going first won’t help the latter two). I like Netherlands but they are unlikely to win as a trad ballad.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    edited May 17
    Norton really hates rock doesn't he? I knew Lithuania would be a rock number just by the way he was slagging it off.

    "How terrible! Real musicians on stage playing actual instruments."

    Man has no taste.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Can’t fault Spain’s enthusiasm!
  • Why do so many of the women dress like they have just joined the circus?
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Why did the middle girl come on wearing her pyjamas?
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Dressing gown now. Is this a theme?
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Where did all that bacofoil come from?
  • I think Latvia’s song is even worse than the coffee song.
    Great costumes though.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    I think Latvia’s song is even worse than the coffee song.
    Great costumes though.

    The gold bacofoil?

  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Netherlands has that old-time Eurobeat
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Well…the song title says it all.
  • HeavenlyannieHeavenlyannie Shipmate
    edited May 17
    Mr Heavenly really likes the German one, he loves a bit of EDM. I’ll be impressed if something so modern sounding actually wins.
  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    I shall post my comments at the end, I'm making short notes.

  • Unusually good for Malta
  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    balaam wrote: »
    I shall post my comments at the end, I'm making short notes.

    @balaam - hello! - long time no see! 🙂🙂
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Unusually good for Malta

    You don’t know how much I loathe this one.
  • Who’s your favourite so far KarlLB?
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Went off for a bath after Finland. Just back for the end of Malta. Well…words fail me…
  • TrudyTrudy Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    It’s rare we get to actually watch Eurovision but as we’re currently in the UK we are having a new cultural experience. My husband is singing “Baggy pants, we’ve got very baggy pants” to the tune of the pretty Portuguese song.
  • Another circus outfit.
  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    Tuned back in for 'Waterloo'.

    Loved it! 💕💕
  • TrudyTrudy Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Boogie wrote: »
    Tuned back in for 'Waterloo'.

    Loved it! 💕💕

    That was really fun.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Brilliant!
  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Unusually good for Malta

    You don’t know how much I loathe this one.

    Understandable.
  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    Boogie wrote: »
    balaam wrote: »
    I shall post my comments at the end, I'm making short notes.

    @balaam - hello! - long time no see! 🙂🙂

    I've been reading, but not posting.
  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    balaam wrote: »
    Boogie wrote: »
    balaam wrote: »
    I shall post my comments at the end, I'm making short notes.

    @balaam - hello! - long time no see! 🙂🙂

    I've been reading, but not posting.

    🙂🙂
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Who’s your favourite so far KarlLB?

    Lithuania is the one I dislike least. Followed by Portugal, I think.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    I’ve already forgotten most of them, even with the recaps.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    edited May 17
    Mr Heavenly really likes the German one, he loves a bit of EDM. I’ll be impressed if something so modern sounding actually wins.

    I confess the last few years' winners all sound very modern to me. Most of my preferred music is pre-1990. Once dance, rap and EDM came to the fore I retreated into the past.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Mr Heavenly really likes the German one, he loves a bit of EDM. I’ll be impressed if something so modern sounding actually wins.

    I confess the last few years' winners all sound very modern to me. Most of my preferred music is pre-1990. Once dance, rap and EDM came to the fore I retreated into the past.

    I did that even earlier on.

  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    1. Norway - Average.
    2. Luxembourg - Good.
    3. Estonia - Terrible, and that's being generous.
    4. Israel - Pleasant Balad.
    5. Lithuania - Good rock song but I'd like it to be heavier. Second best so far, behind Luxembourg.
    6. Spain - Typical bump bump rhythm, Rubbish.
    7. Ukraine - The good bit where the female sang was too short, but at least it punctuated the boredom.
    8. UK - The song depended on a gimmick that didn't work.
    9. Austria - Good, I like it, but it's operatic, too niche for Eurovision.
    10. Iceland - K-Pop. I'm not 14 years old, so I'll pass on this immature muzak.
    11. Latvia - Livually exciting, audibly horrible.
    12. Netherlands - A good opening became typical Eurovision pap.
    13. Finland - Bad disco that mistakes excitement for musical quality.

    End of part 1.
  • HeavenlyannieHeavenlyannie Shipmate
    edited May 17
    Love the interval pairing of bands
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Oh my goodness. It’s the original Helmuth Alpenhorn! 😁😉
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