She already did - Chocolate is made from Beans, which are Vegetables, and therefore count as part of your 5-a-day.
It also contains sugar which in the UK is a root vegetable.
So Jaffa Cakes have chocolate which includes beans and sugar for two of your five-a-day and they have the orangey bit which is a third. How many Jaffa Cakes do you need to eat to achieve three full portions?
God should take an engineering degree, learn how to design bearings properly, and then issue a recall notice to everyone with arthritic joints for a free upgrade and lifetime warranty.
God should take an engineering degree, learn how to design bearings properly, and then issue a recall notice to everyone with arthritic joints for a free upgrade and lifetime warranty.
Modular bodies where parts can be swapped as required. Also either complete the limb redesign to accommodate walking on our hind legs or mandate a return to a manner of walking which suits our current frame.
I'd appreciate God having a cat that doesn't have the killing instinct, that would happily just sit in the sun outside and watch their bird friends doing their thing.
I'd appreciate God having a cat that doesn't have the killing instinct, that would happily just sit in the sun outside and watch their bird friends doing their thing.
I don't know about dust, but it would be nice to be rid of fleas, ticks, mites and mosquitoes.
What would beautiful swifts and swallows eat?
Yep, I'm prepared to put up with quite a lot for the swifts (two of which are currently growing fast under our eaves). Even when, as last year, the insect life I attract to the garden pays me back by sinking it's teeth into me!
I'd appreciate God having a cat that doesn't have the killing instinct, that would happily just sit in the sun outside and watch their bird friends doing their thing.
I'd appreciate God having a cat that doesn't have the killing instinct, that would happily just sit in the sun outside and watch their bird friends doing their thing.
So many thoughts, but most are too heavy really for here.
I think she should have made relationships much easier to negotiate. Like, when you meet the one for you, your fingers should light up green. So you know.
Getting to be more non-alcohol beers that are tasting good. My preference remains the stouts. One day at a time, friend.
My partner reports that non alcohol Guinness is almost as good as the real thing.
As a lover of dark beers, but a non-worshipper at the altar of Guinness I actually prefer the low alcohol version, it seems to have a bit more flavour.
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So Jaffa Cakes have chocolate which includes beans and sugar for two of your five-a-day and they have the orangey bit which is a third. How many Jaffa Cakes do you need to eat to achieve three full portions?
I like both. But prime rib is an apology for liver.
Amen!
PS Birth via some kind of painless flip top arrangement would be great also
Maybe what God should do is something like the medicine in “Mary Poppins,” that tastes like each person’s favorite flavor.
After my sister had her fourth Caesarean, David suggested they might consider inserting a zip ... 🙃
Methought the whole world woke,
The dead stone lived beneath my foot,
And my whole body spoke.
'You, that play tyrant to the dust,
And stamp its wrinkled face,
This patient star that flings you not
Far into homeless space...
'When God to all his paladins
By his own splendour swore
To make a fairer face than heaven,
Of dust and nothing more.'
In the words of Thomas Hardy's Sue Bridehead - *Why should Nature's law be mutual butchery?*...
(from Jude the Obscure )
Material there for a Purgatory thread, I think.
What would beautiful swifts and swallows eat?
...and crap in its own garden!
Yep, I'm prepared to put up with quite a lot for the swifts (two of which are currently growing fast under our eaves). Even when, as last year, the insect life I attract to the garden pays me back by sinking it's teeth into me!
So if God could create non-biting swift fodder...
God has given me that cat….
Please move into our road!
I think she should have made relationships much easier to negotiate. Like, when you meet the one for you, your fingers should light up green. So you know.
I hope theirs would also light up green! 💚 😲
As the actor said to the bishop...
Maybe +Marcion was right, after all...
That might be good.
Or it might not be.
At least God has given us the ability to try to figure that out https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/complete-axolotl-genome-could-reveal-secret-regenerating-tissues-180971335/
Getting to be more non-alcohol beers that are tasting good. My preference remains the stouts. One day at a time, friend.
My partner reports that non alcohol Guinness is almost as good as the real thing.
As a lover of dark beers, but a non-worshipper at the altar of Guinness I actually prefer the low alcohol version, it seems to have a bit more flavour.