The Beagle has Landed - nothing to do with German soldiers occupying a Norfolk Village during WW2; rather, a space mission to Mars (remember?) which ultimately disappoints.
A Handful of Lust - Brenda Last's response to Evelyn Waugh's book about her husband. Her fancy man hawked his idea for his version of the story, A Handful of Bust around a number of publishers but no one would give him and advance.
Spacewalls
Rick Moranis stars in this spoof satire where a mad autocrat decides that to stop an invasion of Martians, he's going to build a massive wall between Earth and Mars, which Mars is going to pay for.
How about some Narnia for the well-to-do retired?
The Horse and his Box
The Silver Choir
The Last Bottle
(Not a lot I can do with “magician” or “nephew”. What an odd word “nephew” is.)
Sunday In The Dark With George (one man's quest to create art in low light conditions) DENT (The auto body shop musical we've all been waiting for) City of Angles (a truly obtuse comedy) Wicker (the multi-generational story of a family of basket weavers) The Zion King (A new musical about a new heaven and a new earth) Moulin Rough (A love story that hurts, but that ain't all bad) Kinky Coots (Two senior citizens open a brothel in a nursing home) SEX: The Musical (Not to be confused with the pottery classic Fifty Shades of Clay) Jersey Toys (A gunrunner's tale from just across the river) The Look of Mormon (Threads with a message -- watch what happens when a group of kids on Mission ditch their dark pants and short-sleeved white dress shirts for something more)
80's movie remakes Part I:
Ghostdusters -- a variety of residents wake to find their houses strangely clean
The Breakfast Chub -- NSFW documentary about men who are aroused by waffles
Daddyshack -- a divorced father of three renovates his parents' pool house
Red Lawn -- the runaway home gardening how-to hit from North Korea
First Flood -- The Epic of Gilgamesh in IMAX grandeur
The Germinator -- a post-apocalyptic tale in which RFK, Jr. travels back in time to carry forward bubonic plague
The Big Child -- The First Trump Presidency
Raging Bulk -- The Second Trump Presidency
Glade Runner -- set in Afghanistan's poppy fields, one man attempts to run to freedom
Stir Wars -- adding cream to your tea wasn't always legal... one shop's vanguard story
Full Metal Racket -- the story behind the greatest tech revolution in tennis
Died Hard -- dark medical thriller about men who overdose on Viagra
The Fast Emperor -- they'd crown him, if they could catch him (with subtitles)
The Princess Bribe -- she's desperate to flee her arranged marriage, but will he help her?
A Christmas Stork -- it was just one singles' ski weekend in February...
Polterheist -- ghosts rob banks
This is Spinal Rap -- a Chiropractor enters a Poetry Out Loud competition
Back to the Suture -- a medical comedy that cuts to the bone
Pain Man -- we always hurt the one we love, and this guy loves everybody
When Harry Wet Sally -- an old man, the yippy dog next door, and a garden hose
The Right Snuff -- Sir Walter Raleigh's New World Gamble
The Colon Purple -- A blackberry pie-eating contest goes horribly wrong
The Magnificent Semen - A group of cosplaying cowboys protects a sperm bank containing samples from famous rich and genius men from marauding IVF detractors.
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The conspiracy runs deep and wide...
A nameless wanderer intervenes in a feud between two ministry teams.
A cocky fighter pilot finds that the military hardware budget has been seriously curtailed.
Chris is desperate for the last custard cream but etiquette demands he refrain. He is deeply conflicted..
Zorba The Geek
Nerdy, uptight Englishman meets his psychological doppelganger in Crete, thus failing to immerse himself in free-wheeling Mediterranean culture.
Shaving Ryan’s Privates!
Luthor’s Thesis
“This paper will examine the best methods of destroying that accursed Kryptonian…”
'Nuff said.
...or, alternatively, the Elder Gods decide they've had enough of Him.
Rick Moranis stars in this spoof satire where a mad autocrat decides that to stop an invasion of Martians, he's going to build a massive wall between Earth and Mars, which Mars is going to pay for.
- rural enterprise in 19th Century Clyro
- a cheat's guide to nineteenth century novels
The Horse and his Box
The Silver Choir
The Last Bottle
(Not a lot I can do with “magician” or “nephew”. What an odd word “nephew” is.)
Sunday In The Dark With George (one man's quest to create art in low light conditions)
DENT (The auto body shop musical we've all been waiting for)
City of Angles (a truly obtuse comedy)
Wicker (the multi-generational story of a family of basket weavers)
The Zion King (A new musical about a new heaven and a new earth)
Moulin Rough (A love story that hurts, but that ain't all bad)
Kinky Coots (Two senior citizens open a brothel in a nursing home)
SEX: The Musical (Not to be confused with the pottery classic Fifty Shades of Clay)
Jersey Toys (A gunrunner's tale from just across the river)
The Look of Mormon (Threads with a message -- watch what happens when a group of kids on Mission ditch their dark pants and short-sleeved white dress shirts for something more)
80's movie remakes Part I:
Ghostdusters -- a variety of residents wake to find their houses strangely clean
The Breakfast Chub -- NSFW documentary about men who are aroused by waffles
Daddyshack -- a divorced father of three renovates his parents' pool house
Red Lawn -- the runaway home gardening how-to hit from North Korea
First Flood -- The Epic of Gilgamesh in IMAX grandeur
The Germinator -- a post-apocalyptic tale in which RFK, Jr. travels back in time to carry forward bubonic plague
The Big Child -- The First Trump Presidency
Raging Bulk -- The Second Trump Presidency
Glade Runner -- set in Afghanistan's poppy fields, one man attempts to run to freedom
Stir Wars -- adding cream to your tea wasn't always legal... one shop's vanguard story
Full Metal Racket -- the story behind the greatest tech revolution in tennis
Died Hard -- dark medical thriller about men who overdose on Viagra
The Fast Emperor -- they'd crown him, if they could catch him (with subtitles)
The Princess Bribe -- she's desperate to flee her arranged marriage, but will he help her?
A Christmas Stork -- it was just one singles' ski weekend in February...
Polterheist -- ghosts rob banks
This is Spinal Rap -- a Chiropractor enters a Poetry Out Loud competition
Back to the Suture -- a medical comedy that cuts to the bone
Pain Man -- we always hurt the one we love, and this guy loves everybody
When Harry Wet Sally -- an old man, the yippy dog next door, and a garden hose
The Right Snuff -- Sir Walter Raleigh's New World Gamble
The Colon Purple -- A blackberry pie-eating contest goes horribly wrong
The usual practice in these games is one answer per post.
Thank you.
Piglet, Circus host
A grand Guignol tale of dogs who get their meat by ghastly means: Sweeney Todd the Barker
shenanigans at the spa!
This could either be Emile's fleeing the country after J'Accuse or Gianfranco's sprinting down the wings at Chelsea.
Continuing on a Broadway route:
Rater for Elephants—The challenges of a judge in a pachydermatous beauty pageant
Charles Dickens on his particular hobbyhorse, the impoverished underclass of the Victorian era.
I think that's kinda meta?
A film about the queue at a McDonald's in East London.
- a gourmet tour round the Yorkshire Dales
Treasure chest not all it's cracked up to be.
The Dilling Fields -- the food war that put everyone in a pickle.
And, hi @Nick Tamen.
Set during the American Civil War, a Union regiment uses bioluminescent algae to conduct special operations as ghosts in and around Charleston, SC.