Three Word Story

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who deserved every

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Evangelically bashed bible

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whose snake handling

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upset the salamanders

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who lost their

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Carmelite-trained countenance

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to Dominican dominatrices.

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, whose aversion to

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Franciscan friars frolicking

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with taciturn Trappists

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, Benedictines brewing beer

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, capillarily-challenged Capucines

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, overly obsequious Oblates

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, jittery Jesuit novices,

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august orgiastic Augustinians,

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Cistercians cultivating cabernet,

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and a partridge

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up a gumtree

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. Thankfully, Christmas came

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early that year

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due to the

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time-space continuum being

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hijacked by Orthodox

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time travellers with

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half an amulet

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, which is better

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than a salamander

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wielding a chainsaw

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or a kelpie

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with an omelette

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made of dried

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seaweed, oranges and

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lemons, which are

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made of dried

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seaweed, oranges, lemons

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and pterodactyl eggs.

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Quiche, however, seldom

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contains any dried

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anything. Why are

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soggy foods despised

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by Cistercians when

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'cistern' means water-tank

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because it's shunned?

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Monastic rule often

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allows the dried

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towels to air

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outdoors, weather permitting,

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but never during

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the Maundy Thursday

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dwarf hurling event