Three Word Story

Curiosity killed

glows and throbs

Spike

like a very

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type thingamy with

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vibrating tentacles. Elsewhere,

Piglet

tennis was being

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played by squids

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which I cooked

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with a dollop

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of mole negro

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(the kind that

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isn't racist)

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. But cooking seems

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problematic with tentacles

Spike

with racist tendencies

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, assuming that such

mousethief

tentacles are amenable

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to stern rebuke

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, chopping into bite-sized

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pieces and marinading

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in red wine,

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until they ooze

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themselves dry. Winifred

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swapped spit with

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a camel that

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ate cilantro which

mousethief

had been left

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to poison the

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ice cream bought

mousethief

by the nefarious

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newt of North

Curiosity killed

Devon, Clotted Cream

Spike

with added squid

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-and-porpoise tea

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slops. But never doubt

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the love of

mousethief

that camel which

Spike

can overcome all

Piglet

evil, but which

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surpasseth not all

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the unique proceeds

balaam

of salamander society

Piglet

, despite being quite

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beloved by centipedes

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which got stepped

mousethief

upon in the

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dead of night

Spike

by the salamanders

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which in turn

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stepped upon the

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ants' nest. They