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that the best

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minds were cultivated

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for eating by

mousethief

themselves. Whereupon most

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of the onlookers

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had an aroma

mousethief

approaching that of

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cinnamon, old leather,

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and an indescribable

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waft, so unpleasant

mousethief

that even a

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cockroach avoided it

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while going on

mousethief

holiday with their

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little ball of

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fire, which is

mousethief

glowing with the

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last embers of

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the barbecue which

mousethief

was lit by

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pyromaniac acolytes who

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were salamander keepers

mousethief

in prior lives.

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Meanwhile, a priority

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of leading the

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hoi polloi into

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a forest of

mousethief

thick, dark, overhung

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mangroves was ensuring

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that the nobs

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of the loud-speaker

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were free and

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turned up loud

mousethief

so that everyone

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would fail to

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notice the otherwise

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inane and rather

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quiet zombies stalking

mousethief

the women walking

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on their hands.

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wearing brightly coloured

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hair, while humming

mousethief

snatches of popular

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commercials, mainly about

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salamander samba sextets

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in Bb Major.

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While so distracted

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I forgot that

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Arsenal's defence was

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useless in hockey