Three Word Story

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a tuning fork;

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stunning storks resulted

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and anteaters awkwardly

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farting, and then

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verve, elon, gusto!

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Meanwhile, Elon Musk

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ironed shirts which

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glowed in dark

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"Kia Is Best!"

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exclaimed Elon, inexplicably

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, while ironing, and

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burning holes in

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Tesla-branded suits

kbe

as he smoked

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dope and other

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some bad-effect stuff

kbe

including sales reports

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. After ironing he

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jumped into a

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Kia car, which

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resembled NZ parrots,

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travelling underground through

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-out night-time, then

kbe

met White Rabbit

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not of Caerbannog

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, but even fiercer

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"Late! I'm Late!

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Where's the latte?"

kbe

Elon mouthed tardily

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"A muskox? why?"

kbe

Perhaps a Muskoxymoron?

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Off into space!

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to Ultima Thule

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, Brendan the Navigator's

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Irish was insufficent

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and poorly trained

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Brehon lawyers attempted

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to resuscitate a

kbe

flat pint of

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Goat Scrotum Porter™

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which tasted somewhat

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dry by joining

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desiccated caproic acid

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and some rather

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fermentable animal scat

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until it bubbled

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mercy, mercy, mercy!!!

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Meanwhile, in Disc World,

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elephants were uneasy

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so they left.