Today I Consign To Hell -the All Saints version

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  • I mean I get the eating of the icing off a cake or using a vegetable as a spoon to eat the dip.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    If you didn't want the jelly in the middle, why not just buy a gravy-ring/old-fashioned plain doughnut???
  • Maybe the Perpetrator of the Outrage thought s/he had bought a plain doughnut, and was unpleasantly surprised by the sudden manifestation of jelly?

    (BTW, I think we in Ukland would say *jam*, rather than jelly, no?)
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    We would, but I assume that NP-np wouldn't. :smiley:
  • Microsoft Teams. Dragonlet 1 has to use the schools version for lessons whilst he is isolating. Got loads of error messages setting it up last night, and discovered this afternoon that it is pernicity about trying to change the piece of work submitted. (He had clicked submit too early on his RE lesson assignment.

    I don't think that the school would have chosen Year 1 as their guinea pigs though.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Year 1? Are they expecting kids who have just started school to have remote lessons via Teams???
  • Piglet wrote: »
    If you didn't want the jelly in the middle, why not just buy a gravy-ring/old-fashioned plain doughnut???

    Gravy-ring? In what universe does gravy have anything to do with doughnuts?
  • In England that is the second year of school (he is 6 and one of the older ones.) Unfortunately a positive Covid 19 test in his class bubble means that all of them have to stay home for 2 weeks, hence setting up lessons on Teams, with some independent work to submit for other topics. Obviously at his age there will be quite a bit of supervision and support from us. The school had been starting to introduce it to pupils so they were ready in case, but events somewhat overtook that. I have also been given a couple of workbooks tonight for him by "sibling mail".

    I believe that if Nursery had to shut they would still do a video phonics lesson and some other activities during the day.
  • Come, come - doughnuts-with-gravy are excellent Comfort Food, like chips-with-gravy...
    :flushed:
  • Come, come - doughnuts-with-gravy are excellent Comfort Food, like chips-with-gravy...
    :flushed:

    I wouldn't entirely deny the possibility this is a thing somewhere. But then I view the use of brioche as a burger bun as a disturbing and unholy mix of sweet and savoury. You know that bit about milk and meat in (Orthodox Jewish interpretation of) the Torah? If I'd been God it would have been mixing sweet and savoury that was forbidden.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Piglet wrote: »
    If you didn't want the jelly in the middle, why not just buy a gravy-ring/old-fashioned plain doughnut???

    Gravy-ring? In what universe does gravy have anything to do with doughnuts?
    Northern Ireland, where the standard, empty ring doughnut is known as a gravy-ring.

    No - I don't know why either ... :mrgreen:
  • Why - it's where you put the gravy, as enny fule kno...
  • JapesJapes Shipmate
    I'll put Google Meets, which is what we are using for our suddenly now shielding students who need very high levels of support owing to their complex disabilities, in hell. Or maybe I should just put last week's sudden changes to the Clinically Extremely Vulnerable list there instead? Actually, I'll put both.

    We had been slowly trying to get our students used to it in college but me and the parents concerned are tearing our hair out over the suddenness of them having to use it at home with parents who had never used Google Drives at all. Only the fact we know this is helping with the isolation factor is keeping us all going.
  • Piglet wrote: »
    Year 1? Are they expecting kids who have just started school to have remote lessons via Teams???

    Schools round here (including Kindergarten) have been doing school on zoom since September. There are kids whose only experience of school is zoom on a chromebook.
  • I'd actually call them either jelly doughnuts or jam doughnuts. Following the lead of others. Any which way you look at it, it's awfully terrible to chuck it out.

    Re sweet and savoury: If I'm making a curried something, the masala (spice) rule taught to me by my father (who recently died) is that hot spice needs balance with sweet spice. Thus a curry with land mines (hot peppers) in it, it is good to add some cinnamon.
  • I'd like to see someone throwing away the centre of a ring doughnut ...

    A well-known doughnut chain here in Australia used to sell doughnut holes - little fried balls of dough coated in sugar.
  • A well-known doughnut chain here in Australia used to sell doughnut holes - little fried balls of dough coated in sugar.

    Dunkin' Donuts* does that (called Munchkins), as do other bakeries.

    *I know they've dropped the "Donuts" from their name, but that just doesn't make sense to me.
  • Pigwidgeon wrote: »
    A well-known doughnut chain here in Australia used to sell doughnut holes - little fried balls of dough coated in sugar.

    Dunkin' Donuts* does that (called Munchkins), as do other bakeries.

    *I know they've dropped the "Donuts" from their name, but that just doesn't make sense to me.

    They also welcome people who just stick their fingers into their coffee and suck them.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I'd like to see someone throwing away the centre of a ring doughnut ...

    A well-known doughnut chain here in Australia used to sell doughnut holes - little fried balls of dough coated in sugar.

    In Canada they're called Timbits (from Tim Horton's, the coffee-and-doughnut chain there).
  • Piglet wrote: »
    I'd like to see someone throwing away the centre of a ring doughnut ...

    A well-known doughnut chain here in Australia used to sell doughnut holes - little fried balls of dough coated in sugar.

    In Canada they're called Timbits (from Tim Horton's, the coffee-and-doughnut chain there).

    I recall a friend from the UK on first seeing Timbits, remarking, "Poor Tim".
  • TICTH the person living in the flat above our Churches Together charity shop. Having been making preparations to finally re-open it next week, he/they have flooded it - for the second time (I don't know how ... overflowing bath?)
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I can't imagine running a bath for so long that it would overflow.
    TICTH coronavirus* - West Lothian has been put into Tier 4 for the next three weeks. :rage:

    * I'm condemning the virus, not the Scottish government- I presume they have their reasons - but it's an embuggerance nonetheless.
  • DooneDoone Shipmate
    An embuggerance indeed 😡😢
  • Piglet wrote: »
    I can't imagine running a bath for so long that it would overflow.

    Alcohol induced sleepiness and distractibility are often involved when this happens.
  • My sympathies Piglet.

    We had trouble in the previous house with a dodgy pipe joint under the bath that would leak, and the overflow was also prone to leaking if it came into use.
  • KarlLB wrote: »
    Piglet wrote: »
    I can't imagine running a bath for so long that it would overflow.

    Alcohol induced sleepiness and distractibility are often involved when this happens.

    I think that, or dementia, may well be the cause. But I don't actually know.
  • TICTH the person living in the flat above our Churches Together charity shop. Having been making preparations to finally re-open it next week, he/they have flooded it - for the second time (I don't know how ... overflowing bath?)

    In my student days, I lived -but-one to someone who flooded the corridor outside his room (fortunately not quite as far as my room) on two separate occasions within a three month period with his shower. Living near him taught me not to underestimate the ability of apparently intelligent people to do ridiculously stupid things.
  • Graven ImageGraven Image Shipmate
    edited November 2020
    People who are again buying up paper products. I tried to buy some toilet paper and there were only two rolls on the store shelf. When I asked a clerk he said people are buying it up again for fear of a shortage.
    People stop you are the ones making a shortage.
  • Golden KeyGolden Key Shipmate, Glory
    Yeah, there are news stories here (SF Bay Area) about another round of panic buying. I wonder if some of it has to do with upcoming holidays? (Thanksgiving, this month; plus various forms of Christmas, Hanukkah, Winter Solstice, and other things; and New Year's.) Wanting to make sure they have enough for any in-person meals; and enough to comfort eat to make up for being on their own. And, of course, many people are "food insecure" or even truly starving. So if they're lucky to have a little money and find some good sales, they may stack up.

    Plus upcoming winter weather and driving conditions. And wanting to skip a lot of protected trips to grocery stores.
  • Golden KeyGolden Key Shipmate, Glory
    Re the flooded apartment:

    I'm sorry that happened. Sometimes, the problem is with the equipment (pipes, etc.), and nothing the tenant has done. And if the person is away for several hours, they may not see the problem in time to do anything about it. And the problem may well be within walls, floors, and ceilings.

    I wonder...if this is a lone apartment over a charity store, has it gotten much in the way of regular maintenance and repair? Is it an old building?

    FWIW, YMMV.
  • 1970 social housing building that has recently had a major makeover.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    People who are again buying up paper products ...
    I fear that's going to be a problem here in the not-too-distant future - the combination of coronavirus and the logistical bollocks that is Brexit is likely to produce a total clusterfuck. :rage:
  • Strangely enoigh, in the supermarket today they had lots of 9-pack loo rolls but not 4-pack ones. I don't think that was panic buying though.
  • Last week I went to Costco (warehouse-type store) and had toilet paper on my list. As soon as I walked in I saw that the end of every aisle had a HUGE stack of 36-roll packages. I also noticed that almost every grocery cart I passed had a package, as did mine.

    However, there was a line in one section for bottled water and paper towels, with a limit on what one could buy. (I wanted neither item, so I don't know what the limit was.)

    Yesterday I stopped by a "regular" grocery store. I noticed that the toilet paper shelves were just about empty.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    When we were in Costco the other month there was no toilet paper - but the word was there would be a delivery at one o' clock. We gathered like so many vultures with shopping trollies. Eventually the stacked pallet was wheeled out - I've never seen 8 ft of merchandise disappear so quickly.
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited November 2020
    What is it with loo paper? Just buy a copy of the Daily Wail, and cut it into squares...
    :naughty:
  • What is it with loo paper? Just buy a copy of the Daily Wail, and cut it into squares...
    :naughty:
    Maybe the shortage is because so many of us no longer subscribe to printed newspapers.
    :wink:
  • DafydDafyd Hell Host
    What is it with loo paper? Just buy a copy of the Daily Wail, and cut it into squares...
    :naughty:
    I can't imagine being so desperate as to channel money to the Daily Wail.

  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I'd love to be able to justify Costco membership again (there's one in Edinburgh), but without my own transport (and with a freezer the size of a shoebox) it wouldn't be feasible.

    We used to enjoy a mosey round Costco when we lived in Canada, and there were certain things (including loo-roll) that we always bought there, but I can't really see myself using them now I'm on my own. Apart from anything else, I don't think I have enough space to store bulk-bought things the way I used to.
  • Dafyd wrote: »
    What is it with loo paper? Just buy a copy of the Daily Wail, and cut it into squares...
    :naughty:
    I can't imagine being so desperate as to channel money to the Daily Wail.

    O there's no need to read it...just use it to collect more sh*t...
    :grimace:
  • TICTH the library patron who came in with an attitude, was hostile and rude to both me and a co-worker for absolutely no reason, and threatened to report us to our supervisor tomorrow (she isn't in the building today) for what we do not exactly know. I have done a security incident report on it, and informed my boss about it, and all seems well so far, but who knows what will happen tomorrow.
  • MooMoo Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Piglet wrote: »
    I can't imagine running a bath for so long that it would overflow..

    I am nused to bathtubs that have an overflow hole very high up.
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host
    ‘used’ or ‘unused’? I’m confused.
  • Piglet wrote: »
    I'd love to be able to justify Costco membership again (there's one in Edinburgh), but without my own transport (and with a freezer the size of a shoebox) it wouldn't be feasible.

    We used to enjoy a mosey round Costco when we lived in Canada, and there were certain things (including loo-roll) that we always bought there, but I can't really see myself using them now I'm on my own. Apart from anything else, I don't think I have enough space to store bulk-bought things the way I used to.

    I always thought there should be "Costco Clubs" of people who get together and split a giant package of loo rolls, cases of tinned beans, etc. You would only need one membershp card, and nobody would end up trying to find room for 48 rolls of asswipe.
  • jedijudyjedijudy Heaven Host
    I have ten tins of tuna that would be available to share. Got mine at Sam's Club...same difference!
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    mousethief wrote: »
    I always thought there should be "Costco Clubs" of people who get together and split a giant package of loo rolls, cases of tinned beans, etc. You would only need one membershp card, and nobody would end up trying to find room for 48 rolls of asswipe.
    That's not a bad idea - I might suggest it to my nearest and dearest! We had a vague idea in Canada of splitting perishables like Parmesan cheese (which came in quantities far too big for us) with another couple, but never actually got round to doing it.
  • I am not sure that I can comprehend the concept of too much cheese.
  • Golden KeyGolden Key Shipmate, Glory
    Long ago, I heard of people forming an informal co-op, so they could buy at wholesale grocers and such, then split up the food. This was long before Costco, "wholesale to the public" stores, etc. I don't remember if they had to jump through any legal hoops or not. But it sounded like a great idea.
  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    There's a hole in a filling that feels like the Grand Canyon and I don't know which is worse - the thought of the dentist and the pain, or the pain in my wallet due to the bill coinciding with new hearing aids. I may have to take up bank robbing.

    I already have the mask. :wink:
  • Huia wrote: »
    I may have to take up bank robbing.

    I already have the mask. :wink:

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