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  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    Hedgehog wrote: »
    Here is a link to the hidden blob of water article, but @Roseofsharon has summed it up quite well.

    Thank you, both!
  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    Pub receives damning food hygiene rating after chef leaves in disgrace - this appears to be the usual kind of grammatical error, but is in fact correct!
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Let me get this straight - the chef left in disgrace before they got the duff hygiene rating?

    Perhaps they should have kept him on ...
  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    https://www.walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/pub-receives-damning-food-hygiene-33238296
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    It seems as though the chef was dismissed because of his behaviour, and not for bad cooking/hygiene.

    So yes, just for once, the headline and the story make sense...
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    edited January 16
    Could have had something like this: Pub quizzed about hygiene :smile:
  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    Pubs can't talk (although they often have quizzes).
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Wesley J wrote: »
    Could have had something like this: Pub quizzed about hygiene :smile:

    Ho ho ho. :mrgreen:
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    Drinkers outrage as pub quizzing hygiene chaos worsens
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    edited January 17
    Excellent! :D

    Actually, apply alliteration? Drinkers despondent as pub quizzing hygiene chaos worsens
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited January 17
    Wesley J wrote: »
    Excellent! :D

    Actually, apply alliteration? Drinkers despondent as pub quizzing hygiene chaos worsens

    How about Drinkers despondent as pub quizzing hygiene devastation deepens ?

    Alliteration's artful aid aptly applied...
  • March HareMarch Hare Shipmate
    Drinkers despair as hostelry hygiene crisis deepens...
  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    BBC website: Laura Kuenssberg grilling Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy on Greenland.

    Do you think she's using a charcoal barbecue?
  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    A truly great headline from "Wales Online": We bought a home and found 83 bodies buried under it. To explain: the "home" was a disused church.
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Baptist Trainfan wrote: »
    BBC website: Laura Kuenssberg grilling Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy on Greenland.

    Do you think she's using a charcoal barbecue?
    BBC descends into cannibalism!

    And: Greenland could be some sort of George Foreman-type frying apparatus!

    (Hm... I'm getting hungry now, lunchtime approacheth... :p )
  • SandemaniacSandemaniac Shipmate
    Wesley J wrote: »
    Baptist Trainfan wrote: »
    BBC website: Laura Kuenssberg grilling Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy on Greenland.

    Do you think she's using a charcoal barbecue?
    BBC descends into cannibalism!

    And: Greenland could be some sort of George Foreman-type frying apparatus!

    (Hm... I'm getting hungry now, lunchtime approacheth... :p )

    Longpig?
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    edited January 19
    No thanks, but I appreciate your offer. Regular porkie sausages this time.
  • AravisAravis Shipmate
    Not actually a headline, but driving home through town this evening I saw a sign advertising “Chilled Bears”.
  • HedgehogHedgehog Shipmate
    It has been rather cold recently....
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