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  • HedgehogHedgehog Shipmate
    Son of Norway’s crown princess arrested before his trial on rape and other charges

    To be honest, I thought that most people were arrested prior to their trials. Isn't that the standard procedure?
  • Well, quite. Rather an odd way of putting it, but at least there isn't a redundant 'as'...
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Well, quite. Rather an odd way of putting it, but at least there isn't a redundant 'as'...

    Never fear, BF - Edinburgh Live to the rescue:

    Car bursts into flames on Edinburgh city centre street as crews rush to scene

    No it doesn't ...
  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    edited February 2
    [Phew! Normality returns].

    However: Knife found as huge search for attempted murder suspect continues. They got it right!
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Even a broken clock is right twice a day ... :mrgreen:
  • True ...
  • Perhaps not a weird headline, but in fact a quite reasonable one that catches the attention in the Glasgow Herald today: Sir Tom Hunter calls for Scots politicians to be barred from pubs. The idea seems to be that until they do something about punitive business rates on the hospitality industry, they should be denied hospitality as an encouragement to think about it.
  • Some Welsh pubs have banned some politicians, for the same reason.
  • "Nation Cymru": Massive food festival to be held in Cardiff this summer. No good then for people with small appetites.
  • So long as they supply massive knives and forks to eat it with...
  • Indeed so.

    This is awful as a headline: BBC legend John Virgo dies aged 79 as tributes pour in for snooker icon. This suggests that John Virgo (the "BBC legend") died just as the tributes were "pouring in" for an unnamed "snooker icon". Which is not what "Wales Online" meant!
  • Once again, a semi-colon would have made far more sense...
  • They're clearly in short supply. Another casualty of Brexit?
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Probably. I'm sorry to hear about Mr Virgo though - he was a bit of a legend.
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Makes you wonder what astrological sign he was. Or maybe doesn't.
  • DoublethinkDoublethink Admin, 8th Day Host
    edited February 4
    Shellshocked: Hospital evacuated after doctors find unexploded WW1 bomb lodged in man's rectum

    Yes, really - courtesy of LBC.
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Saw that! Some people have explosive runs, but this here really blows it to smithereens.
  • I hope the poor chap's rectum was duly (and safely) evacuated, too...
    :flushed:
  • la vie en rougela vie en rouge Purgatory Host, Circus Host
    The mind boggles. Was it removed by a doctor or a bomb disposal expert?
  • HedgehogHedgehog Shipmate
    Under the circumstances, "unexploded" strikes me as a completely unnecessary adjective....
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    The Military Times has more. Apparently he's 'one of yours' for a change, LVeR, and not a Brit!
  • North East QuineNorth East Quine Purgatory Host
    Had he misunderstood storing weapons in an arsenal?
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Hedgehog wrote: »
    Under the circumstances, "unexploded" strikes me as a completely unnecessary adjective....
    Oh, the Daily Wail can easily top that:
    'Emergency surgery was carried out, and the object was found to be an artillery shell dating back to the First World War.

    ‘Worse still, it had not exploded, and so bomb disposal experts had to be called to diffuse the shell, with the fire brigade standing by.’

    'Worse still'!?!
  • North East QuineNorth East Quine Purgatory Host
    Did he have a permit for concealed carry?
  • 'Diffuse'? Defuse, surely...
  • HedgehogHedgehog Shipmate
    'Diffuse'? Defuse, surely...

    True. It would only be diffuse if it HAD exploded.
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Ouch!
  • Hedgehog wrote: »
    'Diffuse'? Defuse, surely...

    True. It would only be diffuse if it HAD exploded.
    Wesley J wrote: »
    Ouch!

    Those thoughts occurred to me, too...
    :scream:
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Sacre bleu, as they say in France! :flushed:
  • Perhaps not weird, but I rather liked this from the BBC
    'Wetherspoon dog policy could be breaking the law, watchdog says'
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Woof! 😃
    Yet another misuse of the word "as", this time from the Mirror:

    Phil Taylor dead: BBC star dies as co-star issues heartbreaking tribute

    Did the co-star know something everyone else didn't?
  • HedgehogHedgehog Shipmate
    Did he die of a broken heart? Because then the co-star might be up for a murder charge!
  • Gramps49Gramps49 Shipmate
    This came from an AOL site: Bus Driver barred from picking up cold children

    Apparently, a bus driver, after dropping off his students at a local academy saw many students in the super cold and started picking them up. Initially, there were few takers, but he put it out on his Facebook page he will pick up students by Reservation only. Needless to say Detroit Schools was not pleased. The driver will now use a passenger van to offer the rides.
  • People queue for 14 hours for opening of new fast food restaurant.

    14 hours ... in the rain ... for fried chicken?
  • People queue for 14 hours for opening of new fast food restaurant.

    14 hours ... in the rain ... for fried chicken?

    Fast food? More like fasting food!
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Quite! They must be starving! I hope they brought some homemade sandwiches!
  • A sad reflection on the sheer emptiness of the lives of many people these days.
    :cry:
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    Not a headline per se, but I just passed an advert on the Tube whose tagline began: The debut novel from the author of... which caused me to a double take.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    May be the rest of their output was poetry?
  • Or short stories, screenplays, journalism, non-fiction ...

    But I do get your point!
  • The debut novel from the author of nothing else beforehand because this is a debut
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