Three Word Story

roybart

people were crossing

mousethief

at Avignon, the

Curiosity killed

people all danced

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and sang while

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band played some

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awful rendition of

mousethief

"The Theme from

Curiosity killed

Dr Zhivago", badly.

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Then they threw

mousethief

their coins into

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the air and

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welcomed the second

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band of the evening,

mousethief

which nobody liked,

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because they were

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named like that.

mousethief

Nevertheless, they danced

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until their

(only 2 words, I see I used 4 last go)

mousethief

feet started to

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smell terribly of

Wesley J

Stinking Bishop and

mousethief

other clergy. As

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indeed intense incense

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isn't required. Little

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did they know

Piglet

that behind the

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altar a puritanical

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preacher would start

Curiosity killed

austerely pontificating on

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Bobby Crush while

balaam

juggling salamanders and

Curiosity killed

spouting fire and

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yellow custard with

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hundreds and thousands

Curiosity killed

sprinkled on top

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. The choir boys

Spike

whose surplices were

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too small for

mousethief

their mothers, seemed

Curiosity killed

them after growth

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which was nonsense

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and stupider than

mousethief

anything they had

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previously considered attempting.

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In the barn,

Piglet

an owl hooted,

Curiosity killed

warning of the

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killer rabbit that

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ate communion wafers

mousethief

in the sacristy