Three Word Story

Curiosity killed

washing them down

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with lashings of

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syrupy lemonade and

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lashings of whips

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that the Vicar

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enjoyed using on

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disapproved of, but

mousethief

nevertheless enjoyed. After

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those lashings unleashed,

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the hiccups were

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prolonged and embarrassing,

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as were the

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loud farts of

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little Marcel Proust *

* (Remove the "s" from Proust and you get the French word for fart. Proust was teased about this mercilessly in school.)

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. The Vicar's grandmother

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knew her way

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around her grandiose

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but quite discombobulating

mousethief

sentence structure, taking

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elocution lessons with

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Russian hackers who

mousethief

misled her, saying

Spike

“potselovat' moyu zadnitsu”

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and other gibber-jabber

mousethief

, causing her to

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rip up a

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dictionary with her

Spike

brother, who was

Piglet

moving to Spain,

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near a printing

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press which published

mousethief

exactly five copies

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of a book

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never read. Furthermore,

mousethief

the old lady

Spike

and her brother

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were getting confused

Spike

by the Russian

mousethief

teacakes, which were

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in rainbow colors

balaam

, celebrating the victory

mousethief

of post-industrialism over

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the handicraft league

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in hopscotch which

Piglet

won every match

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but never gave

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an inch to

mousethief

the opposition. In

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other news, there

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are antidisestablishmentarians boarding