Three Word Story

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which is beside

Piglet

the seaside, along

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the North Sea

Twilight

with sticky buns

Piglet

, fairy cakes and

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CBD oil scones

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which weren't very

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nice when soggy

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reluctantly, for just

Piglet

$2.50 plus tax,

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and elephantine amounts

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of obsequious pleading

Piglet

, having no effect

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on these rather

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disappointing and substandard

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piles of nausea

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creating a miasma

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of noxious fumes

Piglet

, which overcame the

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pretty little wildflowers

Piglet

growing along the

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road to Perdition

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via Pandemonium where

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hippogriffs lie groaning

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And calling out

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"Pegasus, Sleipnir, save

Piglet

me from the

balaam

frumious brandersnatch's gaping

Piglet

jaws!". Meanwhile, in

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the ocean's bottom

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layer, glow-in-the-dark fish

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couldn't count the

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school's attendance numbers

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Because it was

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a fishing expedition

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Except that the

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fish didn't like

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tuna paste sandwiches

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on sharp hooks

Piglet

because cannibalism wasn't

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on the curriculum

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Or sat tests

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, sit-stand tests,

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lie down tests,

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Roll around tests

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only oral exams.

Piglet

Later, after breakfast,

McMaverick

Thinking about lunch

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having a hunch

balaam

that a bunch