Three Word Story

kbe

of spiked punch

McMaverick

Plus some crunch

Piglet

- great to munch -

kbe

don't forget scrunch

Twilight

could probably scrunch

McMaverick

And tie in

Sipech

to the latest

Piglet

high-street fashion, which

kbe

screamed oat couture

Twilight

and fashion cents

balaam

in vague terms

NOprophet_NØprofit

mumbled by this

kbe

illiterate fox's pa

Piglet

and ma, who

McMaverick

had not a

Piglet

clue. Meanwhile, squirrels

McMaverick

Being persecuted by

Sipech

Mormons are more

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likely to borrow

Piglet

large quantities of

balaam

roast piglet with

kbe

Impossible Turducken burgers

Twilight

and contraband coffee

McMaverick

All wrapped up

balaam

in a pig's

Miffy

bladder embroidered with

Lyda

NFL team names

McMaverick

But spelt backwards

kbe

loses yardage and

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confuses referees, cooks,

Piglet

linesmen and ball-boys

McMaverick

Who had never

kbe

the balls to

Piglet

admit they were

balaam

boys. Squirrels seldom

Piglet

go swimming, but

kbe

often defecate on

Twilight

the diving board

Piglet

, causing extreme consternation

McMaverick

by the winged

kbe

, dreaded and feared

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skinny dipping lizards

Piglet

, whose skin was

McMaverick

Wrinkled from the

Piglet

continual sunbathing, which

kbe

attracted circling buzzards

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, hexagonally flying kangaroos,

balaam

impossible iguanas, purple

Golden Key

hyenas, paisley jackalopes

kbe

and winged monkeys.