Three Word Story

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while bombing Syria

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close encounters of

Twilight

the fireworks kind

kbe

bathed in Siracha

Miffy

the party sandwiches

Twilight

were cut in

Golden Key

giraffe shapes, and

Twilight

filled with creamed

kbe

fried grasshopper kebabs

Miffy

at the beach party

Twilight

where the limbo

kbe

collects unbaptised souls

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whose musical sense

Twilight

leans toward ukuleles

kbe

stringless, neckless, fretless,

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strummed by this

Firenze

deft Japanese virtuoso

Miffy

whose sole talent

Firenze

this was. But

kbe

music doth soothe

Miffy

the troubled guest

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of a goat

Sipech

echoed throughout the

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political debates about

Twilight

strip mining mountains

Miffy

as the barrels

Golden Key

of Cheese Whiz

Twilight

continued to roll

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baby roll! then

Miffy

at the BBQ

Doone

the tar barrels

kbe

filled with brine

Sipech

burst open, covering

Firenze

all of the

Doone

exercise class ladies

balaam

in green ooze

kbe

matching their skintone

Golden Key

with dear Kermit's.

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Other muppets include

Miffy

Little Puddleton WI

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(what is that?)

Firenze

said the Duchess

Golden Key

to her cat

Sipech

as she brushed

kbe

back a suitor

Doone

as Mr Darcy

Miffy

joined Heaven’s party

Twilight

and Mr. Rochester

Miffy

accepted the invitation

kbe

to Sictoria's Vacation