Three Word Story

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the devils toward

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the pinball arcade

Piglet

, which is located

balaam

on Ultima Thule

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where bandersnatches frequently

kbe

gyred and gimbled

balaam

and garotted gerbils

Golden Key

(only chocolate gerbils!)

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biting heads off

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Ozzy Osborne impersonators.

Twilight

Meanwhile in Siglufjördur

Firenze

the stranded tourists

kbe

wearing Viking jerseys,

Doone

made their way

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through the tunnel

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to a weird

kbe

world of horn-helmeted

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cyclists who jousted

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through endless days

Piglet

(it was midsummer)

kbe

with frozen chopsticks

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stuck in their

Piglet

back pockets. Meanwhile,

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God said let

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there be dark

Doone

because She had

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omniscience and reasons

Piglet

to be cheerful

Firenze

Brogeen the leprechaun

kbe

was actually Armenian

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, very mean, and

Firenze

hopeless at cobbling

kbe

and at ululating

Piglet

but brilliant at

Doone

dancing the fandango

kbe

one one leg

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occasionally two stepping

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Boris Johnson vomited,

kbe

'twas a Brexlaxit

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, forgetting the leprechaun

Piglet

and all his

Doone

little foibles which

kbe

, coupled with psoriasis

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,Saint Vitus Dance,

Doone

a stomach bug,

kbe

and night terrors.

Piglet

However, leprechauns are

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skilled cobblers and

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have pots of

Piglet

green nail-varnish hidden