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  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There was a young urchin from Croydon
    Who was just a tempestuous hoyden
  • There was a young urchin from Croydon
    Who married a pretty young hoyden*


    (*a boisterous girl)
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited May 2022
    Yeah, that's actually one of those words I only know from crossword puzzles, though google seems to indicate that it was once commonly used for romance novels, along the theme of "Aristocratic Gent Woos Uncouth Street Scamp".
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    edited May 2022
    There was a young urchin from Croydon
    Who was just a tempestuous hoyden
    She married this boy
    Who worked on a hoy
    Which turned the ship's crew into coy men.
    Let's try again with BF's line 2!

    There was a young urchin from Croydon
    Who married a pretty young hoyden
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited May 2022
    Oh, okay. It seems that @Bishops Finger was cross-posting his own second-verse, rather than explaining mine(as I originally thought). People can go with whichever.
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited May 2022
    Sorry @stetson - I think I posted at just about the same moment as you!

    Odd that we should both simultaneously think of a good rhyme for Croydon...
    :flushed:
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    I'm sure mine can be improved, so I suggest:

    There was a young urchin from Croydon
    Who married a pretty young hoyden
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host
    edited May 2022
    There was a young urchin from Croydon
    Who married a pretty young hoyden
    Which put into a lather
    Her pretty old father
    And so we bring old Sigmund Freud in.
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Brilliant! :D
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Wesley J wrote: »
    Brilliant!

    Indeed.

  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host
    :smiley:

  • There was an Old Vicar of Bray
    Who altered his mind every day
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There was an Old Vicar of Bray
    Who altered his mind every day
    With acid and 'shrooms

  • jrwjrw Shipmate
    There was an Old Vicar of Bray
    Who altered his mind every day
    With acid and 'shrooms
    And visions of brooms
    In his mind, he was up and away.

  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There once was a wretched old sinner
  • There once was a wretched old sinner
    Who ate spiders each day for his dinner
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There once was a wretched old sinner
    Who ate spiders each day for his dinner
    For this was his penance

  • Raptor EyeRaptor Eye Shipmate
    There once was a wretched old sinner
    Who ate spiders each day for his dinner
    For this was his penance
    Along with the ten ants
    For breakfast - he got thinner and thinner.

  • There was an Old Man in the Moon
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    There was an Old Man in the Moon
    Who knew not his 'up' from his 'doon'
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    There was an Old Man in the Moon
    Who knew not his 'up' from his 'doon'
    So he asked an old comet

  • SojournerSojourner Shipmate
    Who courted a pretty young hoyden
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited May 2022
    @Sojourner

    I think maybe you're replying to "the urchin from Croydon"? That's already been finished.

    (Though, interesting that THREE people have now come up with the exact same rhyme for "Croydon". Nice to see the tomboys getting their due.)
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Thanks, stetson. We're here:
    stetson wrote: »
    There was an Old Man in the Moon
    Who knew not his 'up' from his 'doon'
    So he asked an old comet

  • SojournerSojourner Shipmate
    stetson wrote: »
    @Sojourner

    I think maybe you're replying to "the urchin from Croydon"? That's already been finished.

    (Though, interesting that THREE people have now come up with the exact same rhyme for "Croydon". Nice to see the tomboys getting their due.)

    Yes indeed. But does tomboy=hoyden?

  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Sojourner wrote: »
    stetson wrote: »
    @Sojourner

    I think maybe you're replying to "the urchin from Croydon"? That's already been finished.

    (Though, interesting that THREE people have now come up with the exact same rhyme for "Croydon". Nice to see the tomboys getting their due.)

    Yes indeed. But does tomboy=hoyden?

    In the crossword puzzles, it always did. But research would seem to indicate that it has more a connotation of lower-class and uncouth, whereas "tomboy" just suggests masculine characteristics.
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    We're still here, dear Limerickians:
    stetson wrote: »
    There was an Old Man in the Moon
    Who knew not his 'up' from his 'doon'
    So he asked an old comet

  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    There was an Old Man in the Moon
    Who knew not his 'up' from his 'doon'
    So he asked an old comet
    To tighten the grommet
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    There was an Old Man in the Moon
    Who knew not his 'up' from his 'doon'
    So he asked an old comet
    To tighten the grommet
    But the dish ran away with his spoon.


    A lady from far way Venus
  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    A lady from far way Venus
    Who called out "You should have seen us".
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    A lady from far way Venus
    Who called out "You should have seen us".
    We're shiny and bright
  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    A lady from far way Venus
    Who called out "You should have seen us.
    We're shiny and bright
    We come out at night
    And our gardens are full of Lupinus."


    A limerick, cheeky to rhyme,
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    A limerick, cheeky to rhyme
    May be naughty, but hardly a crime

  • jrwjrw Shipmate
    A limerick, cheeky to rhyme
    May be naughty, but hardly a crime
    Unless you decide
    Into town first to ride
    Not always a good thing to mime.

  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    A comic on stage telling jokes
  • A comic on stage telling jokes
    To a po-faced phalanx of folks
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    A comic on stage telling jokes
    To a po-faced phalanx of folks
    Tried upping his chance
    By dropping his pants

  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    A comic on stage telling jokes
    To a po-faced phalanx of folks
    Tried upping his chance
    By dropping his pants
    But the laughs then were not at the jokes.*

    *To try to stave of complaints - Edward Lear himself often repeated the last word of the first line as that of the second.


    A student at work on her books
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited May 2022
    @GeeD

    Yeah, that tactic of Lear's was discussed on some thread, maybe this one, a few weeks back, and I mentioned that Orwell defended Lear on that question, though I found his defense rather unconvincing.

    I will say that your usage of repetition rather matches the effect that Orwell attributed to Lear, ie. it emphasizes the ineffectuality of the person's situation.
  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    stetson wrote: »
    @GeeD

    Yeah, that tactic of Lear's was discussed on some thread, maybe this one, a few weeks back, and I mentioned that Orwell defended Lear on that question, though I found his defense rather unconvincing.

    I will say that your usage of repetition rather matches the effect that Orwell attributed to Lear, ie. it emphasizes the ineffectuality of the person's situation.

    I did it because it is a legitimate usage, although disliked by some.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Gee D wrote: »
    stetson wrote: »
    @GeeD

    Yeah, that tactic of Lear's was discussed on some thread, maybe this one, a few weeks back, and I mentioned that Orwell defended Lear on that question, though I found his defense rather unconvincing.

    I will say that your usage of repetition rather matches the effect that Orwell attributed to Lear, ie. it emphasizes the ineffectuality of the person's situation.

    I did it because it is a legitimate usage, although disliked by some.

    Just to be clear, speaking as one of the dislikers, I thought your usage worked quite well.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    A student at work on her books
    Looked up to the wall and saw hooks

  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    stetson wrote: »

    Just to be clear, speaking as one of the dislikers, I thought your usage worked quite well.

    Thanks - I thought of spokes but could not get the rest of the line to go with it.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    stetson wrote: »
    A student at work on her books
    Looked up to the wall and saw hooks

    When she said, “It is Strange,”

  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    A student at work on her books
    Looked up to the wall and saw hooks
    When she said, “It is Strange
    How those hooks are arranged"


  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited May 2022
    A student at work on her books
    Looked up to the wall and saw hooks
    When she said, “It is Strange
    How those hooks are arranged"
    When I thought 'twas a shelf full of books

    Hmm. Doesn't quite work for me, so how about:

    A student at work on her books
    Looked up to the wall and saw hooks
    When she said, “It is Strange
    How those hooks are arranged"
    My clothes have been stolen by crooks!
  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host


    (Yes, I like the second one better!)

    While taking some tea with my aunt
  • While taking some tea with my aunt
    I said *O dear Auntie, I can't
    Eat spiders with paste
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    edited May 2022
    While taking some tea with my aunt
    I said *O dear Auntie, I can't
    Eat spiders with paste
    It is such a waste
  • While taking some tea with my aunt
    I said *O dear Auntie, I can't
    Eat spiders with paste
    It is such a waste,
    Albeit delicious, I grant*.
    There was a Young Lady from Dudley
    Whose street was remarkably puddly
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