Heaven: Degree in Shipoffoolsology

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  • Is Physical Education going to be a required course? If so will walking on a plank be enough for a passing grade?
  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    Is Physical Education going to be a required course? If so will walking on a plank be enough for a passing grade?

    With an honours award for the largest number of temporary plankings before a final one.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Short Circus game: places with cake named after them.

    Slightly longer Circus game: places that ought to have a cake (and what it would be like).

    Edinburgh would obviously have a variant of rock cake (not that you would be offered it. You'll have had your tea.)
  • HugalHugal Shipmate
    balaam wrote: »
    Is Physical Education going to be a required course? If so will walking on a plank be enough for a passing grade?

    With an honours award for the largest number of temporary plankings before a final one.
    balaam wrote: »
    Is Physical Education going to be a required course? If so will walking on a plank be enough for a passing grade?

    With an honours award for the largest number of temporary plankings before a final one.

    If their dive off the end is suitably complicated (triple roll, pike with a straight entry say) may be they could be let back on
  • HeavenlyannieHeavenlyannie Shipmate
    edited August 2020
    Firenze wrote: »
    Slightly longer Circus game: places that ought to have a cake (and what it would be like).
    That reminds me of The Meaning of Liff (a favourite is his description of Throcking meaning to repeatedly push down the lever of a toaster in order to convince it to toast something).
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited August 2020
    :lol:

    Another honours award might be for the one who succeeds in joining the Ship, and being cast overboard permanently, on the same day...
    :flushed:
  • BelisariusBelisarius Admin Emeritus
    Blast from the Past:
    The Ship of Fools Theory Test
  • :lol:

    Another honours award might be for the one who succeeds in joining the Ship, and being cast overboard permanently, on the same day...
    :flushed:

    tangent/... I wonder if records are kept? One or two that I can think of must have come close, not counting spammers. That performance is something like a plane that doesn't quite succeed in landing on an aircraft carrier.
  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Nenya wrote: »
    I'm a relatively seasoned shipmate but have never understood the rusty farm implement thing, so if someone would care to explain...

    It was a favoured saying of Erin, of blessed memory.

    Ah - thank you.
  • Havewe mentioned Going off in a Huff? And general Begin Offended by Everything? I think they are important parts of the course.
  • So they are, and the Going Off In A Huff section could usefully conclude with instructions on How To Perform The Final Flounce.
    :wink:
  • There would have to be a compulsory course on Trolls.

    Trolls 101 - how to recognise a troll
    Trolls 102 - how to avoid feeding the troll

    Trolls 201 - The best troll put-downs in SoF history

    Trolls 301 - The pseudo-Troll. How to recognise and deal with the unconscious troller
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited August 2020
    The course would have to be carefully worded, so as not to reveal how to actually be a Troll...
    :fearful:
  • HugalHugal Shipmate
    What is the ship of fools?
    What does the Ship of fools do?
    Where can I find the Ship of fools?
    How can I get the ship of fools for the rest of my life.
  • The course would have to be carefully worded, so as not to reveal how to actually be a Troll...
    :fearful:

    Maybe we need a certificate in Ethical Trolling.
  • TubbsTubbs Admin Emeritus, Epiphanies Host
    edited August 2020
    What are “unbecoming levels of snark”? Discuss, with examples, from relevant Ship posts.
  • la vie en rougela vie en rouge Purgatory Host, Circus Host
    I think there's also an end of year exam where you have to prove that you have a working irony meter.
  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Moderation on the Ship, including:

    Admins and Hosts - a comparison.

    Admin Emeritus - a history.

    Do mods exist?

    The role of chocolate - past and present.

  • TubbsTubbs Admin Emeritus, Epiphanies Host
    Christianity and the art of responsible GIN making. Practical. Involves making own flavoured GIN.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Is GIN the 8th Sacrament? (Or 3rd, depending where you're coming from).
  • TubbsTubbs Admin Emeritus, Epiphanies Host
    I think there's also an end of year exam where you have to prove that you have a working irony meter.

    I didn’t think anyone actually did the physical?!
  • :lol:

    Another honours award might be for the one who succeeds in joining the Ship, and being cast overboard permanently, on the same day...
    :flushed:

    Having lurked a while but just joined today this tickled my fancy and I am sorely tempted ... Suggestions? Methodology? Would this work?

    1) Start a thread "Why <insert group of people from Dead Horses forum here> will burn infinitely in hell FACT"
    2) Quote bible verses without wider context to PROVE my point
    3) Refuse to engage in spurious UN-BIBLICAL wider discussion
    4) Use UPPER CASE liberally
    5) Claim you don't have real faith unless you agree with my literal interpretations
    6) Repeat 2-5 ad infinitum

    I love a challenge but I'm lazy and this would entail signing up again so maybe better if I just say instead ...

    "Hi folks"
  • And welcome.

  • JuanaCruz wrote: »
    :lol:

    Another honours award might be for the one who succeeds in joining the Ship, and being cast overboard permanently, on the same day...
    :flushed:

    Having lurked a while but just joined today this tickled my fancy and I am sorely tempted ... Suggestions? Methodology? Would this work?

    1) Start a thread "Why <insert group of people from Dead Horses forum here> will burn infinitely in hell FACT"
    2) Quote bible verses without wider context to PROVE my point
    3) Refuse to engage in spurious UN-BIBLICAL wider discussion
    4) Use UPPER CASE liberally
    5) Claim you don't have real faith unless you agree with my literal interpretations
    6) Repeat 2-5 ad infinitum

    I love a challenge but I'm lazy and this would entail signing up again so maybe better if I just say instead ...

    "Hi folks"

    What is this "bible" of which you speak? (Lower case)
    Or worse ... implying that GIN should be spelt "gin"
  • JuanaCruz wrote: »
    :lol:

    Another honours award might be for the one who succeeds in joining the Ship, and being cast overboard permanently, on the same day...
    :flushed:

    Having lurked a while but just joined today this tickled my fancy and I am sorely tempted ... Suggestions? Methodology? Would this work?

    1) Start a thread "Why <insert group of people from Dead Horses forum here> will burn infinitely in hell FACT"
    2) Quote bible verses without wider context to PROVE my point
    3) Refuse to engage in spurious UN-BIBLICAL wider discussion
    4) Use UPPER CASE liberally
    5) Claim you don't have real faith unless you agree with my literal interpretations
    6) Repeat 2-5 ad infinitum

    I love a challenge but I'm lazy and this would entail signing up again so maybe better if I just say instead ...

    "Hi folks"

    Hi!


    This is quite possibley the best first post ever!
  • I think you need to include numerology, to get it complete:

    Why this random set of numbers, drawn from spurious references PROVES that Corbyn is the ANTI-CHRIST.
  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    Of course, there’s also the important Shipoffoolsology module in essential use of upper case - eg for GIN and CHEESE.

    🍸 🧀
  • And the varied and subtle ways one can criticise one's government and its legitimacy.
  • jedijudyjedijudy Heaven Host
    Welcome @JuanaCruz ! Thanks for getting your feet wet here in Heaven!
    If you like, you can post in Welcome Aboard! where I'm sure a lot of Shipmates will give you even more greetings!

    jedijudy
    One of the welcoming Heaven Hosts
  • Thanks for suggestions, and alienfromzog - I'm flattered!!

    I decided discretion/politeness were the better part of valo(u)r. It was so tempting to try, as I know quite a few people like that, maybe without the caps.

    I am just enjoying reading the "Ship of Fools Test" as I sit here with wine (and CHEESE).

    jedijudy - thanks, I wasn't sure on protocol here. I'll post something about myself on "Welcome Aboard" before I dip my toe into fun things like Purgatory and Epiphanies ;-)
  • edited September 2020
    JuanaCruz wrote: »
    jedijudy - thanks, I wasn't sure on protocol here. I'll post something about myself on "Welcome Aboard" before I dip my toe into fun things like Purgatory and Epiphanies ;-)

    I have been on board 20 years. I still don't know the protocols*. Welcome!

    *Which of course should be a module - how to start, where to post.
  • Welcome JuanaCruz.
    Further questions
    Which gin is best and which cheese to serve with it?
    Which is the nicest bottle?
    Sorry why is the room spinning around?
    Your my best friend are you not?
  • Is there a section on the frequency of oft repeat threads? I mean threads such as the debate of how to make a good cup of tea, the correct use of grammar and when last x was called to hell.
  • Hugal wrote: »
    Welcome JuanaCruz.
    Further questions
    Which gin is best and which cheese to serve with it?
    Which is the nicest bottle?
    Sorry why is the room spinning around?
    Your my best friend are you not?

    Hey @Hugal, we'd probably get on, though the first is of course a trick question ... in order:
    - Ultra dry white please. Holy trinity of RIESLING, GRUNER VELTLINER and SEMILLON (Hunter Vally) probably with chacuterie
    - A magnum of riesling please (seriously amazing bottles)
    - See "magnum ..." above
    - If you're picking up the bill :wink: ...
  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    edited September 2020
    When some of us started drinking, Semillon in the Hunter was usually called Hunter Valley Riesling. The change came around the mid-70's from memory.
  • And Hunter Valley Shiraz used to be called Burgundy too from memory? Fantastic and pinot-like with age though my tastes have really moved to whites and Champagne.

    Tesco used to sell an own-brand HV semillon called Denman which was top value in most vintages. Have to check if they still do.

    Maybe we need a wine thread?
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    The Perpetual SoF Tasting. Intersperse your analysis of the finer points of Canadian constitutional law/narrow gauge railways/Habakkuk 1:9 with remarks like 'I'm getting Wellington boots on the nose, with just a hint sherbet - no, on second sniff, it smells of grapes'.
  • JuanaCruz wrote: »
    And Hunter Valley Shiraz used to be called Burgundy too from memory? Fantastic and pinot-like with age though my tastes have really moved to whites and Champagne.

    Tesco used to sell an own-brand HV semillon called Denman which was top value in most vintages. Have to check if they still do.

    Maybe we need a wine thread?

    Denman is a small town in the upper Hunter, good dairy country. You're right about Shiraz having been called Burgundy, ages beautifully, getting more and more complex as the years go by. The Shiraz grape was often called Hermitage.
  • Barnabas_AusBarnabas_Aus Shipmate
    edited September 2020
    /tangent/ I found a bottle of McWilliams Elizabeth Semillon in the wine fridge the other day. I'd forgotten it was there. We're rather partial to the Horner brand, but they've just announced that their Sandy Hollow vineyard succumbed to the drought, and they'll have to source their grapes from other regions. /tangent/

    Maybe we need a Bachelor's Degree in SoF Oenology
  • When I started drinking wine, there were price grades, and please remember that I'm talking pre-decimal currency. What we'd now call entry level wines were 3/-; Seppelt's Moyston, Chalambar etc and similar wines were 4/6; standard Mt Pleasant were 6/-. Then Elizabeth, Anne, and the other name Mt Pleasants were 9/-. From there you'd go into the real specialty wines with prices hitting 15/- and more.
  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    Fifteen shillings! Bob Cratchit could have bought one a week. 🙂
  • Gee D wrote: »
    When I started drinking wine, there were price grades, and please remember that I'm talking pre-decimal currency. What we'd now call entry level wines were 3/-; Seppelt's Moyston, Chalambar etc and similar wines were 4/6; standard Mt Pleasant were 6/-. Then Elizabeth, Anne, and the other name Mt Pleasants were 9/-. From there you'd go into the real specialty wines with prices hitting 15/- and more.

    I'm a little younger, so my purchases were in decimal currency. My first purchase was a half-dozen each of Tulloch's Pokolbin Dry Red and Dry White for $1.99 a bottle. 50 years later, they are $30 and $25 a bottle respectively.
  • [quote="JuanaCruz;c-332274"Holy trinity of RIESLING, GRUNER VELTLINER and SEMILLON (Hunter Vally) probably with charcuterie ... [/quote] No, no, Gruner Veltliner is still on the sweet side. What about CHABLIS or SYLVANER instead?

  • It is well know that the most popular course at any university is Late Nights with Excess Alcohol but should we read anything in to the fact that a discussion of what a putative degree in Shipoffoolsology has now become a discussion on alcoholic beverages?

    AFZ
  • Well, I am not sure how genuine it is, they are not talking about GIN (or its Presbyterian neighbour whisky).
  • What does all of this have to do with Ship of Fools ology?
  • @mousethief - a universally shared belief in need for a strong qualifications and well argued views on alcoholic beverages a.k.a the holy spirit?

    I may start (or resurrect) a wine thread presently but I'm dipping my toes in SoF, and don't want to end called to Hell for potential heresies like "wine is better than gin" :wink:
  • Gee D wrote: »
    When I started drinking wine, there were price grades, and please remember that I'm talking pre-decimal currency. What we'd now call entry level wines were 3/-; Seppelt's Moyston, Chalambar etc and similar wines were 4/6; standard Mt Pleasant were 6/-. Then Elizabeth, Anne, and the other name Mt Pleasants were 9/-. From there you'd go into the real specialty wines with prices hitting 15/- and more.

    I'm a little younger, so my purchases were in decimal currency. My first purchase was a half-dozen each of Tulloch's Pokolbin Dry Red and Dry White for $1.99 a bottle. 50 years later, they are $30 and $25 a bottle respectively.

    Those Tulloch, and Mt Pleasant - as well as the Elliotts and Draytons - are still excellent wines and even at modern-day prices are real value. But the prices for the top Mt Pleasants these days are phenomenal.

  • Lovedale Semillon was going at about £15 a bottle in the UK maybe 5-10 years back but HV Semillon seems to have got noticed... justifiably
    I wish I'd loaded up by the case though
  • I just did a quick check, and Lovedale retails in the $50 - $55 per bottle range. I'd call that excellent value for a quality product. Then $245 a bottle for 1946 Vines will get an outstanding wine, but you'd not be offering that except for a very, very special dinner. With a bit of searching you can get top quality wines from smaller growers for about the same price
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