Indeed we shall see monstrous beasties, if we go by this link about chicken-duck-hybrids. I found out when checking whether my Limerick below actually works. In most cases, it is true to nature. But beware, sometimes it is not! (2 clicks, to be on the safe side.)
There once on a farm where two chicks
Who didn't know much about clicks
But they knew about clucks
And the quacks of the ducks
And the twain shall indeed never mix.
A slippery character with a cat
Was blessed with the most remarkable hat
But his feline would wear
A collar of diamonds rare
And an emerald encrusted hat
There was a young lady called Alice
Who was pining to live in a palace
That turned out to be crystal
So she said "Well, my fist'll
Destroy this with hatred and malice. "
You've all heard of Little Miss Muffet
And how she sat down on her tuffet.
A much maligned spider
Who sat down beside her
Said "This is my tuffet, so stuff it."
The same goes for Little Bo Peep
(supposed to be tending her sheep)
When she takes a nap
The sheep take a crap
And she may regret falling asleep.
While walking along by the shore
While walking along by the shore
I looked to the sky and saw Thor
He went into a shop
But they'd run out of pop
So he walked right out, slamming the door.
A lady from South Carolina
Bought a bird of the species called Myna
She taught it to speak
Which took her a week
But its accent could hardly be finer.
There was an Old Person of Sandwich
There was an Old Person of Sandwich
With hair on the palm of his hand which
is the traditional end
when man's very best friend
Flees the bed all because of a gland itch.
Said Caeser while glaring at Brutus:
Comments
Once met a snarly young teen and
They got on so well
They said, "What the hell"
And scandalised all Samarkand!
The Ruler of old Trebizond
Had a daughter of whom he was fond.
Had a daughter of whom he was fond
The Akond of Swat*
(*pronounced swot, according to Mr Lear)
Had a daughter of whom he was fond
The Akond of Swat
Said he was not
Had a daughter of whom he was fond
The Akond of Swat*
by contrast, was not,
because she was dark and not blond
It's either great minds thinking alike, or fools seldom differing....
Continuing to plagiarise Mr Lear...
The Pobble without any Toes
Oh, sorry...
The Pobble without any Toes
Left his shoes on the line, and they froze.
Left his shoes on the line, and they froze
They fell off one by one
(assuming you mean his toes, and not his shoes? Though it works either way)
Left his shoes on the line, and they froze
They fell off one by one
Until there were none
And now he tiptoes on his nose.
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And bits of her tits down in Dallas.
I’ve hidden the text of this one. You have been warned.
(ETA warning clarified, content reinstated per styx policy update thread, Doublethink, Admin)
Thanks,
Doublethink, Admin
Advice retracted, see styx policy update thread.
Doublethink, Admin
Indeed we shall see monstrous beasties, if we go by this link about chicken-duck-hybrids. I found out when checking whether my Limerick below actually works. In most cases, it is true to nature. But beware, sometimes it is not! (2 clicks, to be on the safe side.)
There once on a farm where two chicks
Who didn't know much about clicks
But they knew about clucks
And the quacks of the ducks
And the twain shall indeed never mix.
Who wore potted Shrimps in her hair
Carpet, or curtain?
Who wore potted Shrimps in her hair.
When it started to smell
Who wore potted Shrimps in her hair.
When it started to smell
She was given a bell
But the old lady just didn’t care.
Was blessed with the most remarkable hat
But his feline would wear
Was blessed with the most remarkable hat
But his feline would wear
A collar of diamonds rare
Was blessed with the most remarkable hat
But his feline would wear
A collar of diamonds rare
And an emerald encrusted hat
Who was pining to live in a palace
Who was pining to live in a palace
That turned out to be crystal
So she said "Well, my fist'll
Destroy this with hatred and malice. "
And how she sat on her tuffet.
And how she sat down on her tuffet.
A much maligned spider
Who sat down beside her
(I've added a word above to make it scan better)
And how she sat down on her tuffet.
A much maligned spider
Who sat down beside her
Said "This is my tuffet, so stuff it."
You haven't? I'll give you a clue
He looks after sheep
You haven't? I'll give you a clue
He looks after sheep
But then falls asleep
And each time he loses a few
The same goes for Little Bo Peep
(supposed to be tending her sheep)
(supposed to be tending her sheep)
When she takes a nap
(supposed to be tending her sheep)
When she takes a nap
The sheep take a crap
(supposed to be tending her sheep)
When she takes a nap
The sheep take a crap
And she may regret falling asleep.
While walking along by the shore
I looked to the sky and saw Thor
I looked to the sky and saw Thor
He went into a shop
But they'd run out of pop
So he walked right out, slamming the door.
Bought a bird of the species called Myna
Bought a bird of the species called Myna
She taught it to speak
Which took her a week
But its accent could hardly be finer.
There was an Old Person of Sandwich
With hair on the palm of his hand which...
With hair on the palm of his hand which
is the traditional end
when man's very best friend
With hair on the palm of his hand which
is the traditional end
when man's very best friend
Flees the bed all because of a gland itch.
Said Caeser while glaring at Brutus:
Brutē you're not going to shoot us
'Cause guns aren't invented